Era - 101 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

Get ready, Slangers, we're back with a whole new ERA!!! That's right, not only can you enjoy our shenanigans on all your favorite streaming services, but now, we're here to rock you in true 3D video on YouTube (link below)!!! Like a Bon Jovi video from your past...

Okay, maybe not exactly 3D video, but it's in color! And maybe even in high definition... sometimes. Either way, season 3 is here and we've missed you all!!!

Now bring it in for a virtual hug.

S3 - 101

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

We're back, baby. We sure are. Season three.

SPEAKER_00 0:06

Should I should I do that?

SPEAKER_01 0:07

Usually this is the season where shows jump the shark. Are we gonna jump the shark this year?

SPEAKER_00 0:11

We're gonna try our best. Sweet. But we just wanted to welcome you your eyes, your ears, your mouth?

SPEAKER_01 0:18

All of it. Okay. We know you didn't ask for it, but you got it anyway. Yeah. Season three. Now it's hang out with your slang out. And 3D? 4D. 5D? That's a test react.

SPEAKER_02 0:35

Alright.

SPEAKER_01 0:35

Well, glad you're here. Let's slang it out. Should I do collapse like that or no? I'd prefer not, no. Way to undo it.

SPEAKER_00 0:48

Undo it right there. We're good. Check!

SPEAKER_01 0:51

Nailed it.

SPEAKER_00 0:52

Okay, so public service announcement. Uh, especially on this first episode, we're learning the ropes here.

SPEAKER_01 0:59

Um there's a He's learning the ropes. I just come in and do the same thing I've always been doing.

SPEAKER_00 1:03

Yeah, but I'm a swinging mofo. Uh, you might hear, and we've discussed this before, you might hear some awkward sounds that actually don't come from us. Well, other awkward sounds we tell you don't come from us. Yeah. Um, we referred to them in the past on the podcast. Uh, but especially this first episode, we noticed there's a lot of uh I don't know, I guess my best friend on the episode. I'm sorry, what? Um this guy right here. Hang on.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

But I thought but I thought that I is this how I found out I wasn't your best friend?

SPEAKER_00 1:37

Ah, look at this dude. This, ladies and gentlemen, is Guillermo, the pride. But you will hear him. Oh, as you can hear him now. Say hi to your public. Perfect. Um you hear any extra whining or growling, it's him or the others. Possibly my stomach. Yeah. So uh we'll fix that in the future. But for right now, enjoy him. If you like him, I'll bring him back. I don't even need this guy. Not with this mug. Look at this mug. I'm gonna zoom in on that. Good. Alright. Bye! Yeah, I know. That was pretty smooth right there, too.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Sure was. Dismount. Dismount. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:28

Let's get you ready.

SPEAKER_01 2:29

Alright, what are we doing now? Okay, great. So you went to see a movie yesterday? Yeah. What'd you say? Dinosaur era. Dinosaur era. I'm trying to get a long? Yes. Okay, went to see. Like, we're having a real conversation. This is us having a conversation. Isn't it? That's what I was attempting to do, yes. Um, went to see the new Jurassic Park. Okay. Jurassic World? Sure. Because via text you call it the dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_03 3:01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

Uh-huh. And so I got confused because I thought that there was some sort of movie. You know there's dinosaurs in the movie, right? I I am aware that there are dinosaurs in the movie. You're aware that there is a syndicated uh television show called Dinosaurs on ABC in the early 90s, yes?

SPEAKER_00 3:15

No. But didn't wasn't there a syndication show called Scarlet Johansson?

SPEAKER_01 3:19

No. No, then I'm all completely confused. It was called Scarjo? Scarjo.

unknown 3:24

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 3:25

Pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

So how was it?

SPEAKER_00 3:28

Scarlet Johansson?

SPEAKER_01 3:30

Jurassic World.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 3:33

Um fine. Glowing recommendation. Everybody get to the theaters.

SPEAKER_00 3:39

Uh special effects were great.

SPEAKER_01 3:40

Dinosaurs were cool. Not enough dinosaurs. Okay. Too much people. Too many people. Got it. And it's it's really sad. Was Chris Patt Pratt in it? Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt? Chris Pratt. That's his name, right? Chris Pratt. Can you change your name? Your name's too difficult to say quickly. Well, I mean it's better than Chris. Was he in it? No. Oh. He wasn't? No. Oh, weird. It's all new care, all new cast. Oh. Who is in it?

SPEAKER_00 4:06

Though they they try to tie it into like um the first one, because they talk a lot about the first one. And the guy who's in it, who's like the the dinosaur specialist guy, for some reason I keep thinking he's the kid from the first one, even though I don't think he is. But he feels like he's the kid all grown up. He even talks about being in Dr. Allen's uh class and all that stuff.

SPEAKER_01 4:26

Okay. Um what's this one about? Dinosaurs. Got it. Next episode, please. Got it. Stop recording and start recording the episode now. Do you really want to know their the storyline? Well, I mean, I don't I don't need any spoilers, but just give me the gist of it. The gist of it is Well, Cliff's notes.

SPEAKER_00 4:49

Cliff from Cheers? Yes, Cliff Claven. Okay. Uh Cliff Notes. Uh they need to get the blood of the three biggest dinosaurs. The three biggest dinosaurs have each kind of dinosaur, so you have land, air, and sea. Because they have the biggest heart.

SPEAKER_01 5:08

Even though there's probably about a hundred other dinosaurs that have a bigger heart than the bird. Like emotionally, or they need their blood because they have the biggest heart. So they can cure it's not cancer, but it's like heart disease.

SPEAKER_00 5:25

So that's the sp so they hire Scarlett Johansson and her friend who has a boat to go take shots of dinosaurs. Like needle shots.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

Like basically just draw blood from the dinosaurs. And it's fun and stupid, but it there's not certainly sounds like it c classifies as number two.

SPEAKER_00 5:49

The biggest problem with is there's a handful of the remaining dinosaurs that you've seen in all the movies, but most of them are hybrids in this.

SPEAKER_01 5:55

Like we think that the solution to human heart disease is one from a cold-blooded creature. Maybe giant chickens. And two, from a creature that died out.

SPEAKER_00 6:11

With the other thing, in the beginning of the movie, because uh after all the movies, the dinosaurs have been kind of like living with us now, and then this takes place on an island we're not supposed to know about, like again. But all the dinosaurs that have been living with us, they're all dying because there's not enough oxygen and they're not used to, you know, basically we're killing them because we're cockroaches. So the only dinosaurs that thrive are the ones.

SPEAKER_01 6:31

There is one thing from this movie that's factual, and that's it right there. It kind of is, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:35

So every and everybody's bored of them and all that stuff. So they need the new dinosaurs. Um I did find out something that was kind of funny on the on the when they were trying to have the debate on this this isn't technically from the movie, but I saw an interview where they had a di they were having a debate on, you know, are were dinosaurs or did they become birds and all that stuff. So they've been, you know, the paleontologists have been fighting back and forth about that. Right. Well, on a dig, they were I think with the digging up, I think it was raptors, some kind of velociraptor thing. And they kept testing the bones and they kept coming back as chicken DNA. So they were like, you know, they kept coming back as bird DNA, and then they they figured out it was chicken DNA. And it turned out the scientists were eating KFC and chicken every day on the site, and their fingers were getting they were dec they were like dec was it contaminating the the actual fossils.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

That is amazing. So I'm like I thought we were so close to a chicken or the egg answer, and it turns out I guess paleontologists just really have a hankering for KFC. Yeah, the colonel too. They should have done uh Boston Market would have been a lot of but so it sounds like if I'm hearing pretty goodly, yeah, that Jurassic Park, Jurassic World, uh whatever Jurassic nature it is now, is um in its jump the shark era. Jump the Mosasaur era. Sure. I mean either or like or Megalodon. That's that giant Megalodon. That's that giant shark, right? I I mean according to the terrible movies that have been produced, yes.

SPEAKER_00 8:18

Oh, I feel bad for what's that bald actor's name?

SPEAKER_01 8:22

There it is. Yeah, I have no idea. I know it. Jason Statham. Is he in Megalodon? Yeah. That's the only reason to go see it. Yeah, it really is. Yeah. He races his car and like punches it. But that makes me sad. Like it's so, you know, I remember the first Jurassic Park coming out. Amazing. Still amazing. Still amazing to this day. Actually, still holds up. And there's and there's one or two more in the series that are halfway decent. Yeah. But like I feel bad because like the first time you see Jurassic Park, it's like every dream that you had as a child being into dinosaurs coming true. Were you into dinosaurs? Were you not into dinosaurs? I was way into dinosaurs. Who wasn't into dinosaurs? I used to pretend I was a T-Rex. Still do. Yeah. Well, I mean, when you have tiny arms, you gotta do what you gotta do. You know what I mean? Is that a Matthew McConaughey dig? No. Not if you're listening, McConaughey. If you're not listening, maybe. We still want you on the show, Matthew. Yeah, absolutely. Now with video, so we'll get way more views if you come on.

SPEAKER_02 9:24

All right, all right, all right.

SPEAKER_01 9:27

That ought to do it. So awkward. He somehow found even a way with tiny arms to hit his microphone. Uh, that impression was brought to you by Liquid Death. I'm gonna get that sponsorship. We're gonna get a cease and desist order. Please stop mentioning us in your podcast. It's terrible. I would have to fuzz that out. It's gonna be brought to you by blah, blah, blah. And it's not gonna say anything. So is Jump the Shark era an era? Sure. Do you want it to be an era? I don't know. I feel like it it's Oh, whoa, whoa. Is our word this week Jump the Shark? Yes. Nice. Dovetailing off the previous week, which was Era. No, I just think so. This whole, you know, P Swift just finished her Eras tour. Maybe it's still non-stop. She's totally done. Maybe it's going forever. I don't know. No, she's cashing up. That's what I heard. And she just bought all her music back. Well, with all the money she just made. Yeah, with the money she made. Why wouldn't you? Yep. But she had her Eras tour, and so Era, we started to hear quite a bit about being in your blank era. Yeah. And uh I don't know that Jump the Shark era should necessarily be a thing, but I will say that there are probably some movie franchises uh or or podcasts. We definitely have jumped to the shark era. Yeah. Um I was going to cough though. Say fast and the periods. Oh um there's a lot that would fit that. Like I just think that you know there's two, there's three, there's a lot of schools of thought on movies. Um, I think that sequels sometimes are good. But I feel like we've now gotten to the point in movie-making history where nobody has an original thought. Maybe. And so you either get remakes of things that have already happened, yeah, that end up being mostly terrible.

SPEAKER_00 11:21

If somebody would make a movie out of one of my books, MadisonDaniel.com, maybe there'd be something new. Even though my move my bugs are basically just rip-off of old movies. Shameless plug. Sheamess? I don't know that guy.

SPEAKER_01 11:33

No, bad name, Shameless Plug. Okay. Um good name. Thanks, man. Yeah, it's been a while. Yeah. And so there's either that or there's the one that makes so many sequels that you end up forgetting how good the originals were. There's no sequel. Looking at you, Star Wars. Oh, they're talking about Avatar. Avatar's failure is coming. Like they've already signed on for what is it, 38 more films or something like that.

SPEAKER_00 11:58

But you can't you can't bet against James Cameron. Oh, I will. Because this is his arc. He he goes to do a movie, he spends way too much money on it. Everybody's like, it's dumb, he's gonna bail, it's gonna suck. When it finally comes out, it's the biggest thing in the world. Everybody goes and sees it, even though people will bitch about it, but they're like, it makes a zillion dollars, and then he goes away again for five to ten years, and he's like, Oh, I'll finally do a sequel to this, and it all ramps back up again because people are like, Oh, that stuff's outdated, it's dumb. Avatar 2 comes out, does the same thing, makes more money.

SPEAKER_01 12:29

So it's gonna happen all the time. Here's the thing makes more money isn't a good argument for movies anymore. No, because the only one no, but the value of the dollar has changed so rapidly over the recent years.

SPEAKER_00 12:40

The only reason we're doing this is for the money.

SPEAKER_01 12:42

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:45

Okay. Oh hey, should we introduce ourselves?

SPEAKER_01 12:49

You are so bad at this on video.

SPEAKER_00 12:51

Well, I get to cut all that out when it's not on video.

SPEAKER_01 12:55

Should we introduce ourselves? Yeah. Have you seen your face on video? I've seen my face on video. Have you seen your face on video? Have you seen my face on video? Look at this. Look at this. Ladies, gentlemen. I like how our whole point is like, do we look at the camera? Do we look at the other camera? Which camera do we look at? Yeah, we two. I have never felt more like Donald Trump in my entire life than being confused as to which camera I'm supposed to look into.

SPEAKER_00 13:19

I feel more like um Deadpool. We're breaking the fourth wall. Or the third ball.

SPEAKER_01 13:28

It's like a nice. No, well, that'd be a one ball, wouldn't it? Well, now. Yeah. Do you have three balls? I don't know. Okay. Who's to say? All I know is now he has one. Okay. Like, in total recall, there's no question. She has three boobs. Okay. But like, I never saw Lance Armstrong's balls before. Maybe he did have three and two of them had cancer. I don't know. Did they look as fake as those three? Probably. You've seen Lance Armstrong's balls? No, I'm saying probably, so I don't know. Maybe. First two seasons went decently well, as you can tell by the way we're dressed. None of you listened. Yeah. Um, yeah, as you can tell by the way we're dressed, these are hand-me-down t-shirts. Um, none of you listened. So we decided instead of none of you listening, yeah. It's great. You can keep talking. Yeah. We've decided since none of you listened, we could make it, or none of you watch. We just thought that was the natural progression of things. I don't know what the next step is, but none of you will do that. So if we have negative listens and negative views, we know we'll we'll stop the video stuff.

SPEAKER_00 14:34

We'll go right back to just being in a hole and recording.

SPEAKER_01 14:38

Yeah. Yeah. This is really just for us anyway. Let's be honest. Being in a hole, wasn't that like Alice and Chains? That's down in a hole.

unknown 14:44

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 14:45

Alright, so we're back, baby, right?

SPEAKER_01 14:47

Right. And now we're in our video era. Awesome. That fits. I know it does. So I gotta come up with like some I don't know how long this era is gonna last.

SPEAKER_02 14:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:55

Like we've seen each other before. We're not exactly we've got faces for radio. Wait, no, we've got voices for radio and faces for radio. Names and faces. People say I got an ass for video. Well, yes, but that's all because they've seen your videos. They have. Yeah, well. The dark internet's a real thing.

SPEAKER_00 15:19

The dark winds. Awesome. Should I do the Matthew McConnelly thing again?

SPEAKER_01 15:25

Alright, alright, alright. We totally are getting canceled after this episode. No, it was a lot easier to not get canceled than we did. When you can't see us, yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be much more difficult this time.

SPEAKER_00 15:36

And my buddy's all his racist jokes. You get to see his face when he says them though. It's gonna be awesome. That's so much fun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:43

Yeah. I gotta blur me out when you're telling those jokes. Yeah. So are you excited to be in our video era? Actually, I kinda am. We've been and we've also been we've taken a nice long break. We did. A lot of life happened in that break. Yeah, a ton has happened. I don't think we've really recorded since we got back from the uh convention. We did, but very little. And I screwed it up. Oh, are we talking about the original video recording? Yeah. This may or may not be like you don't need to know. It may be like the sixth time we've tried to record this episode. You don't need to know about that. Yeah. Let's just say mistakes were made.

SPEAKER_00 16:18

But we haven't really recorded since the I'm kind of feeling if anybody's listened to our first two seasons, which like we've seen the number two haven't. Mistakes were made.

SPEAKER_01 16:30

That should maybe be our uh that should be like hang out with your slang out mistakes were made. Yeah, absolutely. That kind of fits, right? You know, even if we don't do that, I feel like, especially now with video, we should probably pull some outtakes, and that'll be like one weekly post we do. We have outtakes galore. Hang out with your slang out, mistakes were made, and it'll be something stupid that one of us says. Good news, plenty of content available. Double good news, it'll be him. I don't make mistakes. Triple good news. The only reason that's the case is because he does our editing. Yeah. The power. Anyways, getting back to what I was saying, we haven't really recorded since the convention, and I think that's in part because we learned at the convention that we know a lot less about this than we thought we did. And so we've been working really hard. Well, we haven't. He's been working really hard to make sure that we look as good as we can on camera, which is a very low bar to clear. Yeah. Um, but here we are. Thank God for TikTok filters. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:27

We're gonna be so handsome.

SPEAKER_01 17:29

Yeah, I can't wait to look like a unicorn. Is that a filter? I don't know. Unicorn filter. We'll find out. We'll find out after break. Okay. All right, great. I'm Daniel. I'm Matt. And this is Hangout? With your sign out. In 3D. In 3D. Is there 4D? Yes. There's three balls. Fourth dimensions time. Fourth dimensions. The fifth dimension. Oh, that's right. I actually got super angry about this. I'm gonna dovetail into this right now. Are we? Should I just fade out in the music right now? Go ahead. All right, go for it. No, no, no. No, go ahead. And I'll fade you out. I'll be angry about it later. Okay. Now what? So as I was saying before you cut the music and cut me off from my thought process, I've gotten mad recently and I did you like the new music? It was fantastic. Thank you. It's almost like I heard it in real time. And not just now when I was re-watching this later. Will you watch this? Um yeah, probably. You barely listen, you barely listen to the other ones. No, I listened to all of them. And in normal speed, unlike somebody's wife, that would be my wife. She listens to it in like one and a quarter to one and a half speed just to get it over with.

SPEAKER_00 18:57

Well, there's like there's like 10 different streaming services, so you gotta save time.

SPEAKER_01 19:01

Well, sure. So you didn't do them fast. Well, no, like when I was listening to them, I listened to them only once on one listening service. Should we go to Shadow? I don't know. Apple Podcasts? Okay. That's what I was listening to it on. I was at Spotify and Apple. But now we're gonna have to do YouTube. Yeah. Right? Okay. And I will say, I don't know how I feel about video. We'll find out shortly. Yeah. Um, but I will say that I've been really addicted lately on my Apple TV of going to YouTube and watching podcasts and stuff like that. So when it's done right, it's fun to watch that way. I get why there are some that aren't done right, and I still watch them because I just want the information. But yes, when they're done right, they're really nice. Shout out to Brody Brazil. He does a fantastic podcast.

SPEAKER_00 19:43

Yeah, and if I could get this room to look like that right now, I would. But um Brody has a little bit more money than us, I think.

SPEAKER_01 19:51

And well and he's chosen to make it his life. I think that's why he's talent-wise, he's got a little bit more Oh no, talent-wise, he's got a lot more. Yeah, he's he's great. And I've only watched one episode. Yeah. But I watch him all the time, and he's great. But I'm gonna get us a Brody fern. It's gonna be right here. Yeah, that's what we need to be trying to achieve, our Brody Brazil era. Okay. He'd he'd probably he'd probably do our show. Or let us do his show. I don't think he'd let us do our his show. Although I did throw in a really good idea in a comment the other day that I do want him to hear at some point because I doubt that he read it. Would you like me to get into it? Oh, is is this like the Brody Blitzkrieg era? What's his name? Brazil. Oh, that's an easy one. I couldn't remember Blitzg. Brazilia country. Got a Jesus on a hill, sort of thing, you know? Uh so he was doing a show the other day about NHL expansion. All of a sudden I'm really realizing we shouldn't do hang out with your slang out. We should just do 30 minutes of idiots talking to each other. Anyways, so didn't somebody suggest that at the beginning of this? Not really. No, you suggested doing the other podcast.

SPEAKER_00 20:53

Which is basically two idiots talking to each other.

SPEAKER_01 20:55

Well, all of our podcasts are two idiots talking to each other. And so he There's another guy in here. Oh, Baxter. Yeah. No, he's the only, he's the only sane one.

SPEAKER_00 21:07

That is my dog barking in the background. If you can. Sounds like Remy. Yeah, Remyton. My new my new uh French poodle. French poodle? Yeah. Uh if you guys watch the show, I'll we'll we'll show you our dogs. And we're not talking about our feet. But side note. Yes. Uh Brody Brazilian, what's his name? Brazil. Basilicuddy. Brazil nut. Brody Brazil nut. Might want to change your name. Sounds kind of like porno.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

To be fair, I'm pretty sure it's a family name.

SPEAKER_00 21:36

Brody Brazil? Yeah, like it's internet challenge.

SPEAKER_01 21:39

I bet you he's a gay porn star right now. I bet he's in his gay porn star era. Whatever opportunity we had to have him on the podcast immediately went out the door. But doesn't mean that'll make it.

SPEAKER_00 21:50

You save that for your uh San Jose Sharks podcast. Which thing? The Brody Brazilian Money Porno.

SPEAKER_01 22:00

It all it all it all fits. I'm not saving for it. And also now that I think about it, don't take my idea that I just talked about for this podcast because I want to use it on that Sharks podcast because it makes more sense. Because it's talking about hockey expansion specifically.

SPEAKER_00 22:11

So number one on my list, well, number two on my list of things I gotta figure out on this podcast is not to hit the goddamn mic with whatever I'm drinking, because I've done it ten times now.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

Which I'm gonna tell you, we've recorded a hundred episodes prior to this. And I can't remember, I can't remember a singular time that he hit the microphone. I mean, not with not with my drink. Not with the other thing that you're insinuating either. Huh? Your nose. Oh, I'm not even Jewish. Not without it, dude. Also, you're the one that brags about the fact that you're 0.1% Ashkenazi Ashkenazi Jew. Hey, if you're gonna talk about my people, please get it right. You don't even get it right. It's Ashk Ashkosh Panash, something like that. No, we just lost our Jewish listeners. Well, no, they'll find us. You don't have to go anywhere. I'm one of you.

SPEAKER_00 22:59

So we do know that we have we actually have a lot of interest who listened to the show or had in the past.

SPEAKER_01 23:08

I apologize to all of you. Which I think they're listening for to actually learn Do they have English? Do they have YouTube in other countries? Depends on the country.

SPEAKER_00 23:18

But this is what you're I'm sorry. I hope I hope we've helped in the past. I don't know if this is gonna help you at all.

SPEAKER_01 23:25

I don't know. Like we've talked about this and I think at least in one episode, but like we have a lot of listeners in other countries, and I don't know if they're doing it to either one, figure out how dumb uh Americans are. Lately, pretty dumb. To be fair, we're probably low on that scale currently, but I don't know if they're doing it for that or if they're doing it as a means to understand more about the uh I won't call it English language, but the American language, I guess. And I hope that you have learned something like what not to say. Yes. What you doing?

SPEAKER_00 24:01

Um just getting ready for the next part. Oh, okay. I figured we should we haven't even we we're saying we're this is the era episode. Maybe we should actually tell the people what era is.

SPEAKER_01 24:10

Yeah, we should. So how do you spell era? Two or three R's? It depends. Am I Vin Scully? Who's Vin Scully? Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to direct you to the fact that my co-host is wearing a Dodgers t-shirt. Oh, oh, Scully from X-Files. Vin Scully was the longtime 56-year announcer, play-by-play and color at the same time for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 56 and a half. It might have been more than that.

SPEAKER_00 24:40

It's that's why I said in half.

unknown 24:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:43

Dude, I've been a Dodger fan for like 20 minutes. Almost almost a whole season.

SPEAKER_01 24:48

Yeah, I know. Like the postseason and half of this season.

unknown 24:52

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_01 24:53

So, anyways, yeah, it's awesome. Then Scully, with his beautiful Brooklyn accent, would tell you that Era was spelled E-R-R-O-R.

SPEAKER_00 25:01

I've been watching the games and I watched the LA streams and stuff, and they always show the greatest moments or whatever, and they show these old clips, and I think they've shown him like say something on there. I just didn't realize that was him.

SPEAKER_01 25:12

I will promise you that everything from prior to five years ago was him. He was the only one doing the announcing. There wasn't like he was one of the last people that didn't have himself and a color guy. Is he the one that got color guy? Is the person that talks during the telecast to like give extra insight just so you can the one that paints the so it's not a black and white TV show.

SPEAKER_00 25:34

Now it was racist. So still us. Um is he the one that they brought out the the bull or the cow for like a uh thing and ended up running his ass over? So that's one of the clips they show. I don't know. So um, okay. This is usually when someone explains what arrow means. You want the honors for the first episode?

SPEAKER_01 25:58

No, go ahead. Um, do we want to- I just want to see if you know how to read. I don't have my glasses on because we're on TV. Why would that stop you from wearing glasses? I almost brought my reading glasses today because I was worried about that's happened by the way. As intelligent as me? Like I know you guys didn't get to see us before, but that's happened. I've officially hit the level of old where I have to wear readers, and it was really debilitating for me.

SPEAKER_02 26:20

Is this old though? Isn't this a little bit sexy?

SPEAKER_01 26:27

It wasn't until you missed your mouth on the first swing, yeah. Sexy. I I don't do that. I don't know which one to go into. If I have to let's yeah, let's put that on YouTube. Just so you guys know, like whatever level of awkward you thought we were just in audio. Oh man. Get ready. Sign up. You do have to give it to us. Make sure you hit subscribe. Okay. If you like this episode, hit the thumbs up button for us. Sure.

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SPEAKER_00 27:04

I mean, but you get it, right? If they hit it twice, it undesets. Yes, I know, it undoes it. Yeah, I got it.

unknown 27:09

Shh.

SPEAKER_02 27:10

They're watching, dude. You can't say goddamn.

SPEAKER_00 27:16

Alright. In slang, error refers to a distinct period or phase in someone's life, often characterized by a particular interest, style, activity, or mindset. It's a way to label and embrace a specific moment or trend in one's life, often used lightheartedly or playfully. Era. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 27:38

What's uh Urban Dictionary got for us? Well, the first one is terrible.

SPEAKER_02 27:44

Why don't you go ahead and read it?

SPEAKER_01 27:45

It says a really cute girl who is a combination of everything. Sexy, beautiful, smart, successful, etc. There should have been a comrade before, etc., just so you know that bay forever. I'm just glad people actually gotta see you say the word sexy. She's a real savage who will make her life a living hell if you hurt her. If you lose her, lose her, you will regret forever. Regret it forever. She is the dream girl of every man, and the last thing you want is to mess with her. She is also a great friend to anyone who knows how to treat her. I wish I had a friend like Era by Bay Forever, December 26th, 2016. So I'm gonna throw this out there. So it's 2016. I don't know if everybody knows, it's currently 2025. Um, so basically that's math. Somebody had a girl crush nine years ago, and this is the definition we got. Let's get to something a little more actually kind of fits era. And sorry I don't have the screen cleaned. I think I drizzled some coconut. These are all very old.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

Is this a word that old then?

SPEAKER_01 28:45

I don't know. Like I'm back into 2003, 2007, 2014, 2016. 2016 is the newest one, and that's that one. But this one is more apropos of what uh it's supposed to be. Which A-P-R-O P-R-O-S? I think that's how you spell apropos. It's O-S-C-A-R. Uh a time before you did something you no longer do. Hey John, remember hanging out with them? Yeah, man, I can't go back to that era. That is uh one of them. This also is wildly sexful, sexy person. Apparently, Era was a good looking person at some point. Oh, you were talking about me. Awkward. Can we get these so Taylor Swift, you defined era for us? And basically, it is when you're going through a state. The first definition you gave that wasn't from an urban dictionary was pretty accurate. Like it defines like a time in your life when you gravitate towards something specific. Yeah. Um and you look back fondly or horribly on it. Right. But it's part of your it's part of your lore. Hey! Did we do that episode? Season two. It's on here somewhere. It's uh probably over there. Yeah. Anyways, it's part of your lore. Uh your whatever era it may be. It's part of the story that builds you and who you are as a as a character. Okay. Is your own NPC? Well, I guess you're a PC, huh? You are playable.

SPEAKER_00 30:04

I am playable. You can play with me if you give me enough money. Gross. So I'm gonna get shit from the guy that's got David Copperfield over his shoulder. Copping a feel. Not anymore.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

Stealing the magic. My shoulder's blocking him, maybe. I don't know. Camera one, camera two. God damn it, there he is. Look at that beautiful bitch yourself. And what's that on his crotch? It's not a dove. It's my shoulder. Oh. That's Irish Spring. Okay. No, I found out I wasn't Irish. That's not the point. The point is. So did have you had any errors that you've gone through? And I know that we've had one because we've talked about it. You could hand me my Oh, would you like me? My demo tape. This would be just about one of the greatest errors there ever was.

SPEAKER_00 30:53

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 30:53

Sure.

SPEAKER_00 30:54

Can everybody see that alright? That is my demo tape.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

That was my musical error. Yeah, and it demolished. Well, this was the and it demolished your entire life. This was my Is that how demo works? This was my pubescent musical era.

SPEAKER_00 31:07

Because thankfully things got better than this. Even though I fondly look back on this. Great times. Fun, fun times.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

I mean, as much as I joke about it, I think it's cool.

SPEAKER_00 31:18

It is pretty cool.

SPEAKER_01 31:19

I was ne I was never in a band.

SPEAKER_00 31:21

The hardest part is at the time, this was the shit. But literally by the time we got this out, we had a dozen songs that were a thousand times better than anything that's on there. And of course, we have live versions of those recorded, but we don't have them on celluloid or whatever you want to call it.

SPEAKER_01 31:40

Right. So, but I look back finally on that era. That's pretty sexy. Do you have any other eras? Um, no, that's pretty much it. I did that and then I do this.

SPEAKER_00 31:50

Oh, I had kids and got married and stuff. That was a pretty good era. Wait, hang on, take this off, yeah. I'll get that down. I'll get that down. It'll we'll we'll figure that out.

SPEAKER_01 32:01

What about your like novelist era? Oh shit, I write books. Yeah, you do. Uh we all try to forget, but somehow you actually MadisonDaniel.net.

unknown 32:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:13

Um that era has been fun. I ha it's been a little slow. I've been relaunching, so I don't know. And now I'm in my podcast era, which I've actually enjoyed and I've actually missed. I've missed you. I would literally give you a hand job right now, but we're on camera. Um it's okay, it's below the deck. Nothing. Um, I don't know. What about you? Any eras that you took in, other than you're you're drunk and stupid?

SPEAKER_01 32:41

That's ongoing. That's not an era, that's my life.

SPEAKER_00 32:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:44

Um hang out with your sling out. That's not an era, it's my life. And it's now or never. Yeah. Now or never. I'm just quoting Bon Jovi.

SPEAKER_00 32:53

I'm gonna say you're quoting lyrics, dude.

SPEAKER_01 32:55

All right. Um Steel Horse He Rides. Different Bon Jovi song. It's all the same. Also Bon Jovi lyrics. It is. Uh so I think that you know, I had an athlete era. I can still, which we still talk about fondly. I can still loosely participate in sports, but not at the level that I was for quite some time. Are we participating later in the I've never seen my spouse run? How fast they can run? We might, my knees feel better than they did last week. That's the point.

SPEAKER_00 33:27

I'm supposed to we only need that three seconds, so let's cross. So you can we'll do it barefoot. Oh, gross. You can borrow my shoes.

SPEAKER_01 33:36

Crosser. Um another man's fatigues. So I had that era for sure. I had my good student era that didn't last very long, but you're still a good student. No, I'm not a good student. This son of a bitch never stops learning. I'm smart. I'm not a good student. Those are two very separate things. Knowledge of the knowledge knowledgey sponge. Knowledgey sponge. That's a really good band name. That is a good band name. It's more of a better, I think, uh I worry that the band Sponge might like steal it, give a cease and desist. They're like, uh, we were sponge first. You can't be Knowledgey Sponge. Um what other eras have I had? I mean, I'm still in the era of not ever leaving the service industry. Yeah, but you when you when you find the right stuff, you're good at it. Yeah, I guess. I mean, as you just launched a new place. Yeah. I mean on your own. He had no help. That's not true. Whatsoever. That's not true. Also, my boss might watch this. Let's not. Who? Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 34:32

Yeah. Was it Brazilian Gay Boy Bob? What's the guy's name?

SPEAKER_01 34:37

Brody Brazil. Yeah. We'll we'll circle. Brody, I'm so sorry. That won't make it Brody, I'm sorry. Um that will be on our TikTok, so. Yeah, I I guess that's one of my eras. I had my culinary school era. That was an era, yes.

SPEAKER_00 34:55

When she doesn't let us like live down.

SPEAKER_01 34:58

I don't want you live down. Yeah, get this guy going on mayonnaise, and it's fuck. Listen, mayonnaise made from scratch. It's an entirely different beast.

SPEAKER_00 35:06

And if you want to hear a lot about that, find our episode for cringe. I don't remember if it's season two or I think it's season two.

SPEAKER_01 35:13

You know what? Just listen to them all. You'll get there eventually. Yeah. It's a whole mayonnaise thing. Yeah, it has me a little worried. Um, but yeah, I would say those are like my main eras. I'm trying to think if there's anything else. Like, I mean, there's my family era now.

SPEAKER_00 35:26

You're in a you're in your uh speedwalking era. Yep. Don't ever do that again.

SPEAKER_01 35:32

Too late. It's on video. I hope I can zoom in on that. Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:38

Should we just end every episode with speedwalking? No. We just speedwalk right out of this. Kind of, yeah. It could catch. I don't know. Maybe.

SPEAKER_01 35:48

Maybe. Or maybe we should.

SPEAKER_00 35:50

They speedwalk at the end. Maybe we should.

SPEAKER_01 35:52

Why'd I sound like Bill Burrless? I don't know what that was about. Maybe we should do an entire episode while we're walking. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:58

Would anybody be anybody be interested in that?

SPEAKER_01 36:01

The big man has speedos. If you are, hit subscribe. Unless we've already hit it. Don't hit it a second time. We need you we need your subscribe. Subscribe right down there.

SPEAKER_00 36:09

And hit like. And if you don't like it, hit dislike hit the thumbs down twice. Twice. Two times. Two times.

SPEAKER_02 36:16

All right. Um we're back, I guess. Not not bad for our first time at this video, shebang.

SPEAKER_01 36:22

We're back. We're sorry. We're always sorry. We were sorry when we were gone. I don't know if we're more sorry that we left you hanging for seven months, or we're sorry. Was it seven months? Five months. It's all on you. Five or six months.

SPEAKER_00 36:34

Last episode came out in February.

SPEAKER_01 36:35

Okay, so like five-ish months. But this could be another five months before it comes out. Uh true. Yeah. Um so I don't know if we're sorry about that, or we're sorry that we're back and you're having to deal with us again. We're sorry for one of the two things for sure. Backstreet made it back and everybody was fine. They were alright. They were? Backstreet's back, alright. Oh there we go. Alright, so where can anybody reach out to us? On the World Wide Web. Oh man, it's been such a long time. You want me to remember? You did it last time. Hangoutslangout.com. Yes. Uh you can also email us at hangoutslangout at gmail.com. Awesome. You can find us at Finally. Hangout Slang Out on Instagram. That is the first TikTok I put up. Do are we on the TikTok? Yes. Hangout Slang Out is our TikTok.

SPEAKER_00 37:32

Yeah, it's just Hangout Slangout.

unknown 37:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 37:35

But yeah, you can find us in so many different places. Now that we have video, we would love to see some emails so that you know maybe we can figure out how to post your email on the screen uh while we read it or try to read it because neither of us are particularly good at reading. Yeah, you guys saw that earlier. Yeah. So yeah, we would love to we would love to see some emails. We would love to answer some questions. Um we'll probably answer them incorrectly, but that's fine. Like you don't really need real information here. We're yeah, we're not curing cancer, we're not dinosaur blood. Yeah, but this this isn't Jurassic Park 9. Lost in New York. You do have a little bit of a Chris Pratt thing going on. How's Jurassic Park not then a Lost in New York episode yet?

SPEAKER_00 38:17

That was that that was Lost World 2, wasn't that in no that was in Sanford, that was in San Diego or something.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

No, no.

SPEAKER_00 38:22

Yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_01 38:24

Well, like, we don't want anybody to steal that idea. Oh shit. Yeah. Make sure you cut that later.

unknown 38:30

Fuck. All right. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 38:32

Are we gonna cuss a lot on here? I hope so. Nice. I hope so. Oh, also give us some ideas, you know, now that we're on the YouTube and we have the video and such. Hopefully about words, not about how to dress and haircuts and shit. Oh, we know we're gonna do that wrong. Don't worry about that. No, I think that like it's important that we wear pants. Okay. So I think what's important is that you know, with us being in video and the ability to cut down into shorts and reels and stuff like that. Like let us know what your favorite parts of the episodes are. That way, you know we know what our favorite parts are. We know that you probably hate those parts. So if you let us know what your favorite parts are, we can we can give you some clips. My favorite parts are buoys. Not body parts of video.

SPEAKER_00 39:18

Stupid. Yeah. So I do still remember that sharks can be found in the northern and southern hemisphere. Oh you think I'd be allowed to put that clip at the end of this?

SPEAKER_01 39:36

Yeah, what's Steve Zong gonna sue us? Come on. He's at least got normal size arms. What's he got? Yeah, what's he got going for him? Just kidding, Steve Zon. We love you. If you want to be on an episode, please let us know.

SPEAKER_00 39:49

All right. Well, dude, first one down. Yeah, welcome back. It's fun. Thanks for taking this journey. Uh, anybody that's came back? I hope you laughed at us.

SPEAKER_01 39:58

I hope you didn't forget we existed, unless you didn't like us before. Then I hope you forgot and found us again. Hate us a little less than you did last time. And I promise the next episode we'll actually talk about the word. We talked about the word a little bit. Nope. Yeah, we even did like our air. Wait a minute, is that the music coming back in? Probably. Yeah, it's really good music. But I don't want to like, is that a flute? This feels like Am I hosting the Oscars?

SPEAKER_00 40:22

It's time to get off. Alright. So how do we how do we end this shit?

SPEAKER_01 40:27

I think I just do this. We just go out.

SPEAKER_00 40:31

Oh shit, we got that camera tracking. Damn it. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_01 40:35

We can't get away from you guys. Well, whatever. We'll see you next week on another episode of Brody Brazil. Hang out with your slang out. Slang out. I'm Matt. And I'm Daniel. And we'll see you next week. God, I hope so. Or maybe in two weeks. What if this didn't even record? Part for the course. There's always hoping.

unknown 41:12

This is recording, eh?

SPEAKER_01 41:13

I think so. It better be. Yes, it's been recording for two minutes and 59 three minutes.

SPEAKER_02 41:20

Three minutes of pain. Beauty. I've got two for three minutes.

SPEAKER_01 41:24

Three minutes of playtime. Alright. Um God bless you, Macho Man Randy Savage. Sarah Booch, Sarah. But only you, not Hulk Hogan. We can't put that on air. We can't say Hulk Hogan on air. Who gives a shit? Nobody's listening. Definitely not Hulk Hogan. Oh too soon. I think we're actually proud of the one we killed this week this time. I think so.

SPEAKER_03 41:50

Yeah, fair enough.