Say Less - 106 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

Who wants another fantastic podcast episode about slang? Who wants to laugh for 30 minutes straight?? Who's ready for this week's word(s)???

Say Less.

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S3 - 106

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

What kind of shoes did you have as a kid? I didn't have shoes, I was poor. Nice. What did you wear on your feet? Huck. That's what you used to call me. Huck? Yeah. Huck Finn. Oh. Fitting this shoe in my mouth. No, I didn't have shoes. Um, I was pro wing pro wing special. Pro wings. Yeah, because it was like we'd go to Payless. Oh no. We didn't go there. We went to like Kmart or T G Y. That pro wing was TG what? TG and Y. What's T G N Y? Thank God and Yesify? I don't I don't know what it's saying. It was TG and Y? Yeah. You don't you didn't have that store? No. Losers. Yeah, there's one thing that makes me a loser. It's not having a store that nobody's heard of. T GY. Look it up. It was huge. Thank you. Uh I had like there was definitely some moments of spoiling as far as shoes were concerned when I was growing up. Yeah. You had British Knights, didn't you? I did have some BKs at one point. I did have Jordans, Jordan 4's before. Apparently, it was cool to have Jordan Ward. No, it was cool. It was always cool to have Jordans. It was cool at the time, also, but I feel like it's cooler now somehow, which is weird. It wasn't cool for white kids to have Jordans. Reebok pumps. That was a big deal. It seems super silly now, but the whole pump thing like blew people's minds. LA Gear catapults. LA gear was for the rich, spoiled kids. Yep. Yep. Didn't have none of that. But I mean, there were times where like we just needed shoes that were sort of throwaways. And so sometimes, you know, I had to get some through shoes that were just kind of like throwaway shoes. Uh-huh. Um, or then as I got older and my parents weren't paying for anything anymore, and I was kind of poor, I ended up going to this place, especially for non-slip shoes, because he used to say I know where this is going. This is where you used to like, you know, rape and pillage uh homeless people. No, that's where you got your shoes. No, they don't have shoes. Not anymore. They never did to begin with. No, it's where I would go to the fabulous Payless shoe source. Okay. They had buy one, get one. BOGO deals, if you will. Was the best shoe place in Kingman for about 20 years. That was where we got your high-end shoes. And it would have been for longer than 20 years, but they've changed their name to just Payless and not Payless Shoe Source. Oh, okay. So we've established I didn't have shoes. Yeah. And that you were rich in the suburbs. Yeah. So I guess let's get to the episode then. You just wanted to make me look like a fool? I mean, I don't have to work for that. I'm sad. I'm poor and sad. You're less poor now. That's true, but maybe more sad.

unknown 2:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:45

A little bit. Benefits. So uh I say after the break we do a word that rhymes with pay less. Say less? We'll do. Welcome to hang out with your signing up. I'm Dan. I'm Matt. And we're getting fucking good at this. Check this shit out. We were getting fucking good at this. Peace. Say say less is I don't want to say it's the word. It's the phrase that we're doing today. Okay. I've heard it a lot. Your son says it a lot. A lot of people his age say it a lot. I don't know if younger are saying it as much, but high school, college age, I feel like it gets you, at least in the last few years, it's getting it's been used a lot around this house. Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. It's one of the ones that I've picked up and I will find myself saying every now and then. And then I feel like, oh, maybe I shouldn't say it. Now I know those of you that have listened to quite a bit of our episodes, so both of you um know that I in general am horribly angry at any of the newer slang terms we do. Yep, about 85% of them, I'd say. Solid 85% at least. I would definitely be passing college with my percentage of hate. Perfect. Um but say less does not fall into that category. It's not bad, right? I like it. It's one of those ones that kind of when you use it, it kind of feels like okay, that fit. And I don't feel like I'm saying something way that makes me feel way old. Like, and I'm super pumped to get so excited about something that I don't need anybody to go into any further detail to get me excited about it. That's why you like it, because it gets to the point. Yeah. And it's kind of its own thing. It's not like they took a word and then like made say less out of it. Right.

SPEAKER_01 4:39

All right.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

Yes, this is actually appropriate slang. Slang that I think that most people can and maybe should use. So this is not going to be the usual kind of episode. I'll find things to hate during this episode, but it's not going to be directed at me. But I mean, whatever, you know. I have a feeling more of it will be directed. I have a feeling, especially in this new season, a lot of our viewers will be like, just say less. And actually meet us to stop talking. It's probably true, which is sad. Um, because I don't think we can go a whole lot lower than the 30 to 35 minutes an episode we're doing. We could, but I think then we don't get like I don't know why we're worrying about getting sponsors because nobody's listening to us anyway. Oh, speaking of sponsors, oh crap, I don't have my liquid death can. Oh darn.

unknown 5:25

Fudge.

SPEAKER_00 5:27

All right, but he didn't say fudge. We'll try this. Do you get that reference? Bose speakers. Huh? Say less. Listen more, but say less. Bose speakers. I don't think that that'll ever be the thing. If they steal it from me, I'm gonna be like Kramer and Seinfeld when they they stole the beach scent from him, and I just hit the mic again. I'm getting good at that. Yeah. I don't know how you've done it so many times now, and you never did it when we were audio only. I probably did. I probably just cut it out all the time. No, I think it's because you're sitting closer to the mic because for camera angles and stuff. Uh-huh. So you want to be up closer. My good angle? No, there's no good angle. Um you want to be up closer, and so by being up closer, you're not Tyrannosaurus Rex arms. See what I'm saying? Like I can't say less, dude. I'm just saying. Good. We got it. We're that good. Good point. All right. Well, that was a great episode. Star wiping, we're out. We're gonna go back to that. Yeah. Uh say less. Okay, so I think we're both on board on this one. I like it too. Yeah, I think so. Um I definitely like it. Uh let's get let's get into actual definition. Like we've we glazed over it a little bit earlier because we both kind of know it. But and we should go to we usually go to urban dictionary. Sometimes we actually use the real dictionary. The UD. The U D. The Ud, as we like to say. Yeah. Well, I think I'm the only one that likes to say it, but no, I say Ud sometimes. Do you? Yeah. You're talking about the urban dictionary. Not when we're on the episodes. I don't like you to get any credit for it. No, no, no. So, first definition when you understand someone fully and clearly and you don't need any of their further explanation. Tyler, hey dude. Did you know that I saw Carrie leaving my house party with Drew? Ronald? Oh, really? Say less. I'm gonna have a real long talk with her. What if that was Carrie's drug? What if it was Kippy's drug? Also, that's from 2011. So say less has been that long. Wait, wasn't there a movie that's the first one? The second definition is more kind of what we were talking about. Okay. Do you want it? No, go for it. I mean, it's about having poor shoes, right? Yes. Uh say less means a place that you get buy one, get one deals on crappy shoes. Does not say that. Nope, it doesn't. It says He almost pulled that off, people. It means that someone says something good that you are excited about. Yo, dude, I bought you some ice cream. Say less. And that fits. That's usually how we hear it from Jayden. Like you're saying something that's exciting enough to him that he doesn't need to be built up anymore to get excited about it. Like he's we're having steak tonight. He's all say less. Yeah. Yeah. And your kids don't say that. Uh I know I've heard kids don't talk to me. That's it's the only time I talk to you too, but I mean, that's just because I get ignored so much on the on the phone from you. Yeah, that's that's about right.

SPEAKER_01 8:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:18

Uh is there a thing called type less? Because that's you. I would bet out of the two, I don't ever really hear Tyler say text less. I bet out of the two that Reese probably uses it from time to time. But I don't think I've ever I've heard her say it. I haven't heard him say it. Not really. When did you hear her say it? So I don't know. But would you guys all like to meet one of my dogs right now? We've done the no. Say less. No. This is a whole new episode. This one is he's waiting to get on. He look, he looks happy. You've already introduced him in past episodes. Yeah, we he's the one that's gonna be making all the whoo ha down there. Okay. If this looks like we're gonna have an earthquake, it's not an earthquake, it's my dog chewing on the stand. And by dogs I mean my feet. Right? Yes. Say less. Say less. Alright. Is there anything else in here? Sure. Should I read one? Can you? Say less. Why does mine gotta be that? Because it's perfect for you. Say less. And I'm sorry when I say this. The retarded TikTok version of Say No More. Say less. I think I have to, because I don't think I'm allowed to drop the hard R like that. Even though I notice it's coming back. It's been it's been popping up in specials a lot more. How do you say it without the Retarded? Strength and beans. Oh, you'd say it like Boston accent. That's how you say it without. Also, you skipped one, so I'm glad you went to that one. Did I skip one? Yep. Oh, I thought it was the same one as yours. It was simply just I understand. So this is the guy who won't stop not trying to get on screen. This is Remington. I am not reading that one. Gonna get us cancelled already? Yes. Ooh, this one's good and fits me perfectly. Something that arrogant asshole pricks say when they've been proven to be wrong. You're never wrong. I know, but I am an arrogant. Oh, you're supposed to say say less. Him, weren't you supposed to pick up my shift this morning? No, I told you I couldn't when you asked me, and you said, well, it's posted. Him, say less. That fits. You wanna say hi, Remington? Hi, Remington. You wanna say bye, Remington? No, okay, alright. Alright. I'm trying to figure out where to go with say less because it's pretty much succinct, and I can't be like, hey, who do you think is say less? Or give me your top three say lesses. I think you still could. Okay, give me your top three say lesses. Um pork rinds. I should have gone. I could have got that for you. I knew you'd go there. Like if somebody says, Do you want some pork rinds? Yeah. I don't need to know flavor. Say less. Beer? Just sure. Gay marriage. Absolutely. Um what else? Uh late 90s, early 2000s animated television. Say less. Yeah. Simpsons for you. Um, I'm STP. And King of the Hill. Yeah, that's like high on your thing right now. So, so high. Mind it would be Optimus Prime. That's about it. No, I'd be a say more. If somebody at this point was like, do you want to go to a concert for the 25th anniversary of an album release? I would probably say say less because maybe 30th. Because he's a huge sugar ray fan. Because nearly everything in that genre was when I was growing up with music. So I'd be like, yeah, absolutely. So I don't even need to know who it is. I should have sent this to you the other day. Pretty sure she's dead. Mark McGrath. Say less. Mark McGrath has found a new niche after being canceled by Extra. Niche? Niche. Nietzsche? I love you. Speaking of which, uh the other day it was my fifth and sixth grade teacher's birthday. Happy birthday, Mr. Nish. I know I told you on Facebook. I'm sure you don't watch this, but happy birthday nonetheless. And he didn't call you Nish, called you Nietzsche Nietzsche. He wasn't related to Nietzsche at all. Anyways. Mark McGrath, uh singer to Sugar Ray, greatest underrated band of 2000 to 2001. Um that's about right, right? Did they make it to 2003? Were they were they underrated? Or were they rated perfectly as garbage? I don't know, man. I couldn't have got through a couple of them summers without them. I mean, they were right there. Every every word doesn't just want to fly. Why do I need a song about it? Yeah, I'm telling you. But his new niche is uh they do the what's the thing when you hire the stars to send you a cameo? Cameo. His new thing is to give bad news to people through cameo. So it's usually like they're gonna get a divorce, or I cheated on you, or I break up. And he goes into these long positive rants to get you in a good mood to tell you the worst case scenario. Like the one I watched was like his friend had knocked up his best friend's girl. Here's the thing, and it is gloriously bad. I am only upset that I somehow did not think of this first or get famous in time to account for doing cameos like that. That is fantastic. That is until you sit there and watch him for more than two minutes. That is his greatest contribution to humanity. That and sleeveless sweaters. I mean, I wore those before he was wearing them. Sayless. And you bumped into somebody with the sweater vests, not sleeveless sweaters. We call them sleeveless sweaters. Slutters. Sleeveless slutters. That's what he said. That would be my dog trying to get a drink of my rum. I bumped into what? Are you talking about the guy coming out of the restroom? Yeah. We saw that today. This is this is live. This is new. Yeah, so we were we went to go see the new Fantastic Four movie, which Dan thought was less than fantastic. Was was the okay four? The mediocre four. Uh the it doesn't matter. Anyways. It was the awkward quattro. So surprising to even myself, I made it through the entire movie without having to go to the bathroom. Holy shit. You did. Yeah. I told you I went before. It wasn't that long though, right? It was about average. It was about an hour and 40 minutes. It was like a half-hour previews. I was gonna say there were 30 minutes of previews. I went before, hoping that that wouldn't be a break the seal moment, and it worked. So I got all the way through the movie, uh, go to the bathroom afterwards, and as I'm going into the bathroom, there's this guy walking up to wash his hands, and I saw something that I've never seen before, and selfishly hope to never see again. Uncircumcised spins? I've seen that before, and hope to see it again. You said you weren't looking over the stall. I said that. So you a fan of Dune? You got a space worm in your hand. I got I got I get into the bathroom, and there's a guy that had just finished going to the bathroom and is washing his hands. And I d I did a double take because I can't believe I saw what I saw. And so he was wearing a polo shirt, which sounds normal. That does sound normal. With the shirt sleeves ripped off in a manner that made it look like a muscle tank that was made from a polo shirt. That's a pretty good look. Which, had he had muscle, would have still been disturbing, but at least slightly more appropriate. Do you think he played polo? I think he played chonk in so he was carrying a baby roof in one hand? Kinda. Yeah. That just dropped, he just dropped off a baby roof. You know what I'm saying? I I really should have responded as soon as I saw him with just say last man. Like I knew exactly what he was putting down. And I totally missed him. Lots of Twinkies. That's what he's supposed to do. That's a good look. Should we just I can tell you what he wasn't picking up and then putting down weights? Should we just like tear off like a whole Kogan right now? See, and that would have made it impressive. Like, say that when I walked in, he was wearing a polo shirt, and then just out of anger, if somebody else walking in, he ripped off his sleeves. I would have been like, bro, I'm just here to go to the bathroom. Like, nobody needs that. Yeah, or if like he was like one of those guys that are just huge, or I would have said, challenge accepted, ripped off my pants. You have that kilt that you've teared the sleeves. When you go in public, nobody knows when they're gonna have to let it all hang out. Yeah, but like, yeah, if he was one of those guys that was fit, huge, giant jacked-up arms, and you're just like, no, you just live your life, dude. You got it. That looks amazing on you. I can see that. Right. So I mean with a shirt like that, you have to imagine one-inch MC in team cutoff jean shorts.

unknown 17:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:25

Good times. So, okay. We worked that in. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I wish the writers for Fantastic Four would have said less. It was just when you talk about it though, I feel like you really feel like they didn't say it enough. Not that they should say that. True. That was my problem with it. It it was just it needed more action. It's okay. I love all the human stuff they did. I I want my characters to have shuff. The human stuff. I I want my characters to have that. But I also want almost backwards dropped into a Sean Connery. Sean Connery, right? I used to be able to do Sean Connery. I'll get there again. Now that I'm losing the weight, maybe a Connery will come back. I don't think that's how that works. That's not how that works. Shit. If anything, I would say for a Scottish person, you need to have extra weight. No, I just need to drink a lot. Right? I gotta be real good with bombs. Or is that Irish? That was Baxter if that anybody caught that out. We you know, we haven't done any Austin Power call-outs. Yeah. I quoted Austin Powers the other day, and I don't think anybody knew what I was quoting. Sort of sort of sad. Well, he's coming back, so they'll get it back. Yeah, right. But yeah, Fantastic Four was was it wasn't fantastic. My favorite character is Ben Grimm, the the the Brock dude, right? Thing? Thing. Yeah. Nice. My favorite character is that character I don't remember the name of. I call him by his true name. And they do him emotionally, and his character is amazing. He doesn't do anything, like punch something. Even when he's all it's clobbering time and he goes to punch it, he just turns into a ball and bounces off of something like a ball. I mean, he did like he has the best fights in the comic books with the but he did that spoiler alert. He did that one scene where he like knocked out all the pillars so the building fell into the guy. They made him run. Ben Grimm does not run. He does it. It does he he ran. He didn't none of them do anything. Well, Johnny Storm flies around a lot. Doesn't do a lot with it, but he flies around a lot. Looks cool. He didn't shoot any fireballs, he didn't do nothing. What who you think he is? Ryu? Yeah. Ken? Yeah. Yeah. I need to write the next Fantastic Four. Actually, if anything, Sue Storm probably did the most of the stuff. Yeah, they overpowered her. She's actually the best one. I've heard that. That's what everybody was saying. And she's really good in the movie. And she is. She's really good. I'm so I'm so boss. Say less. I'm not you're not supposed to say it when by yourself, though, right? Like I'm not supposed to say something and be like, yes, say less. Like I just said something awesome. No, that totally makes you lame. That makes me lame. That's one of many things that makes you lame. Okay. Say less. I know. Derived from say no more, used when something is fully understood, accepted, or say no more. They were like one of my favorite bands. They were. Say less. They were pretty good. You want to correct that? No. Oh, we'll get we'll get freaking uh sugar ray right, but you won't get what the hell's the name of the band now? Faith No More. Faith No More. I could think of a spay less. Joke was epic. Oh. So I think we gave Mark McGrath too big of a shout out this episode. We probably should have said less. No. No, I don't think you can ever give anything that cool too big of a shout-out. And I'm not talking about Mark McGrath specifically. I'm just talking about his means by which he makes money now. His vocal range. Do you think he still wears the sweater vest when he's he does in the video? Does he really? And he spikes his hair the same. And his hair's nice and thin now. You gotta look it up. Who else? Who else would you be okay with giving you bad news in that way? That's pretty good because it's so random and so like Mark McGrath just told me my wife wants a divorce. Sure. It would help me process it because it wouldn't make any goddamn sense. I think my first two are probably dead people. Well, that would freak me out if a dead person showed up and was like, hey, would it though? Yeah, Einstein or Elvis is like, hey, dude. It won't when I tell you who my people are. Okay, let's hear your people. Alan Thick. Oh you could give me any news, and I'd be like, it's okay, man. Well, how about how about his son? No. You're a little too rapey, right? He's a huzz. Ooh, he is a huzz. Catch huzz. I was uh episodes float around there. Um, and the guy that played uh Mr. Feeney on Boy Meets World. That guy died. Don't know, but I think so. Internet challenge? Um we can't throw it we can't throw it out there because we kill enough people. I don't want to find out. And we technically this season haven't killed anybody yet, even though technically Hulk Hogan was on our list last year in our first two seasons. Uh I'm sure. So you could roundabout give us some credit for that. Say less. Sure. Uh also he was the voice of Kit, wasn't he? Yeah. William Daniels. I thought he was still alive. Apparently he's still alive, but he's like 98 years old if he's still alive. No, he's like 76, Max. Born in 1927. Yeah, 76. New math, dude. Maybe like 98, right? Yes. Dang, he is old. Holy crap. He can't still be alive at 98. I mean it said that, right? He could. It just says born and it doesn't say died. Fuck, I'm gonna kill him, but I mean at least he's not by by 2020, Daniels was 92 years old, one of the oldest living actors. Like that was the information that felt pertinent. What did it say, Samuel's? William Daniels. Fucking A. He's 106. He No, he is 98. He has not died yet. And he's been married since 1951. And he's on the he's on the new Boy Meets World, right? And he's from Brooklyn. That's why he ain't dead. We thought he was British. Turns out he's a Jew. No, he's faking that accent. He is from Brooklyn, New York, born March 31st, 1927. But did he move to like he graduated high school the year that World War II ended?

unknown 23:57

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 23:59

That is Fenny's the man, dude. That is bonkers. That's your childhood right there, dude. I am so mad that I just killed him by talking about it. We'll keep him alive. We'll keep him around. He also has 212,000 followers on Instagram, apparently. Let's give him a couple more. He doesn't know what Instagram is. He ain't running that. It's probably his great grandkids running it. You know, death. I cannot believe that. Death is always a great place for us to sign off. Unless his parents are they still alive. Feeney didn't have parents. He went to Northwestern University. We lost him, folks. I'm sorry. He's gone down the rabbit hole of Feeny. I just a Feeney hole. Yeah, I don't fienning for more information about Feeney. Say los. I just that's so impressive to me that he is still alive at 98 years old. Like you just feel like Hollywood people probably kicked the buckle. Those people live to be over 100. Did you ever hear that? He might have been older than Betty White, huh? Betty White's not dead. We discussed this last season. Betty White is dead. Nope. Still. In your heart. Yeah. That's not how life works. If it's good enough for James Cameron and a goddamn ship that sinks. Oh, can we talk about James Cameron for a second? Is he say less? That means tell. Okay. Okay. Throw it out there. I was just trying to keep you on time. They had a preview of the new Avatar. Uh-huh. Or as you like to say. Avatared. I don't ever say that. Every time. It's Avatad. I didn't watch the first one. And the You haven't watched any of them? How many are there now? Two. And that's the third one. Oh, the one they were advertising is the third one? Like I said, it takes 10 years to put out each one. Okay. I haven't watched either of the first two. This is how little I care about this franchise. I haven't watched either of the first two. And from watching the preview of the third one, I don't understand why anybody would have watched the first two. It's because you need to watch the first one. That's the thing. You'll watch the first one, and you'll be like, God damn it, I'm into this movie. It's just the way it is. No, I don't. You will. You will. 100%. Yeah. You'll be all Jake Sully. You'll get that once you watch it. Yeah. The main character, Jake Sully. Okay. Still won't say it. You will. Yep. Um, it's basically Ferngully and Titanic and Terminator 2 all wrapped into one thing. I don't like any of those movies. Aren't those all James Cameron movies? Pretty much. And they look blue and everything. I've written the same movie.

unknown 26:39

Damn it.

SPEAKER_00 26:39

I've written the same movie every time. My name's James Cameron. Yeah. Oh, I guess he doesn't write movies. No, he wrote those. That explains a lot. Hey, they all can't be all bad. Yeah. You actually did. I mean how's it gonna end? Let's figure out how to wrap this up. Based on a true story. That's what I heard. Say less. I think you're the one pulling it out as your dog is right there doing whatever it has. What are you talking about? Look at I just saved it. Kakamami BS is what it is. Kakamami. Kakamami is the perfect place to end this episode. Say less. I think I just did. Alright, well, I'm at. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. As always, subscribe and hit that like button. And share. Maybe they need to share it. If we want more than 30 viewers, and also we don't even know how many viewers we're at yet. We haven't posted any of these. Yeah. Um, so get ready, America. Uh, one of my favorite things is I watch these guys on YouTube and they go ghost hunting and stuff, and they're like, You get it's give me 75,000 likes. I'll go to this haunted house. So give us 75 likes, and I'll send this guy to a haunted house. No, sounds pretty good. No likes. Say less. Less likes. Ooh, maybe if we get a certain amount of likes, we can do a video of us playing uh pop stroke. In sleeveless, torn-sleeved polo shirts. Yes. I'll pop my collar. That's the only thing that guy was missing. Yeah. But subscribe, like, share, um, follow us on all our socials TikTok, Instagram, Facebook. We're on Twitter too, but we don't ever post on there. Yes. Like the power of Hulk Hogan. Yeah. Say less. I'd like you to say more. Well, I am gonna say more. I mean, it's not like bye, everybody. Not any way for me. Cheers. See you next week. Time. Alright. I mean, it's close, right? It is if you're choking on your own flame while trying to say a word. Well, that's like, see you later, piles, right? So that's not like in the way where I agree with you, just like stop saying that's just not spooky. All right. Until next time, people. What do they call that? A Ricky Martin?

unknown 29:28

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 29:29

Ha ha, I know drinks. Yeah, you'll have to read this because I'm blind now. Oh wait, I can read it now. Wait, if you make it b bigger, you can read it. Oh mine blown. Also, you'll have to read this guy that just got readers.