Go Off - 110 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

You ever have one of those days where you've just been pushed to your limit? Late for work? Flat tire?? The new six seven trend??? Ugh. It's enough to make you GO OFF. So, join us as we do just that... Welcome back, Slangers.

S3 - Go Off

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

But um we um anything fun happened to you this week or anything? Anything we can do we can talk about? Uh the homeless athletics, their rookie first baseman won uh rookie of the year this year. Oh, did he by unanimous vote? Wow. Finishing in second place with almost all of the second place votes was homeless athletic shortstop, Jacob Wilson.

SPEAKER_00 0:33

Really?

SPEAKER_01 0:34

Yeah, so they took the top two spots in the rookie of the year voting. I thought because they were both in it that they were gonna split the vote and end up losing. Hmm. Sounds like two guys that Dodgers could use.

SPEAKER_02 0:44

Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 0:45

I mean they could use them because they're first players. Who's the best shortstop in the game? What are you talking about? The best shortstop in the game. Mookie shortstop bets. Mookie oh Mookie 091 in the World Series bets. Yeah, but that had nothing to do with shortstop. He played well as a shortstop. He played okay. He won us the game. He had the ball in his hand when you won the ball. Can anybody jump in the air and throw the ball like that? Yes, lots of people. I've never seen any baseball player do that. You've been watching baseball for slightly over 365 days.

SPEAKER_00 1:22

That's closer to four.

SPEAKER_01 1:25

Don't short time me.

SPEAKER_00 1:26

Don't short time me.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

Too late. I mean, by the time Go ahead. I was gonna say by the time this comes out, it'll be old news that the Dodgers uh repeated. So we got that to look forward to. And I'm in my freaking Phoenix rising church. Jesus Christ. I mean, they made the playoffs, which earlier in the season did not look like a possibility. And they even won in the first round. We actually um we're due to go see another one of their games. We haven't gone in a little bit. Well, we're gonna have to wait a while because the season just ended.

SPEAKER_00 1:59

You're always bringing me down, dude. That's not true.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

I literally just said that they made the playoffs won a round and then lost. Like it just happened. When I say just, I don't mean like just six months ago, like just last week. Well, how about we just start this mother humping episode then? Who's humping? Did you want to keep doing these away and away from me when I can't hug you? That's bullshit. Exactly why. In fact, I've imposed a 50 yard. That's it? Just 50? Well. 50 Canadian yards, which are really like 67 yards. I feel like I'm gonna get that up higher. Oh my god, it'll be dead. What if it's dead before the episode even comes out? That'd be so sad. But pretty well. Speaking of things that are dead or not dead in this case. So yes. So I was listening to our recent episode. What was it again? Sayless? Yes, Sayless. And we talked about Mr. Feeney a lot. No. No, he's not dead. Well, I don't know. Okay, so yeah. Well, anyways, so uh what's her name? Danielle Fischel, Topenga, if you will, is on the season of Dancing with the Stars. Is she still in there or did she get voted off yet? I don't know. All I know is I'm not watching it. I'm just like I've seen highlights and stuff. And there was a week where they did something about their heroes. So uh what's his name? Robert Irwin's kid was uh did some sappit about his dad. Yeah, can you stop it, please? I'm trying to. Okay. Anyway, and so hers, uh, she actually had what's his name? William something. William Zabka. The bad guy from Credit Kids. Not him. Um, no, she had Mr. Feeney, whatever his real name is, uh, sitting at a desk surrounded by the kids of the class uh to start off her dance. So not only is he still alive, he's still alive and being trotted out as an ornament for dance shows. I was gonna say, wait, wait, wait. They wheeled his ass out there. I mean, they didn't even drive him out in the kit car. I don't even know. I don't know if he walked or or was wheeled, but he was sitting there. Talk about a missed opportunity. Right. To have Hasselhoff bring his ass out. Oh to have Hasselhoff sing the song that she danced to while he was sitting at the desk. Now that would have been TV Gold. That is magic. TV Gold. I'm hoping this will be YouTube Gold as well as Spotify Gold. And Apple Podcasts. I don't know that I want Spotify Gold anymore, based on what Spotify is doing right now. We've got some comments on Spotify and and are they hate comments? Because that's the side they're important. And I don't look at them. I can't read. This week's episode. I'm Danimal. I'm Matastic.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

Dude, could you sound any more excited? I'm Matastic. That sounds about right. Love hosting with Eyore.

SPEAKER_01 5:34

What? Uh bother. What what show is this again? Uh I believe unless it's the Sharks podcast, that it's hangout with your slang out. Now, in technically sharks podcast? There's a lot of sharks podcasts. I mean it's technically color. In technically color? Yeah, like for jamas and shit. Go to music. What's the what's in that school house for you? Go to music. Okay. You ready for this week's work? Sure. Or this episode's work. I don't know if it's the week. Let me. You gave up on the weeks. Now we're like putting these out every month or some shit like that. Are you ready for this bi-weekly word? Bye. That could be our word. Please don't.

SPEAKER_00 6:42

Hmm. Come on. Imagine the freaking tile.

SPEAKER_01 6:46

Um. So we this is technically the second time we've tried to record like this uh away. Some would call it the first time somebody's got mono. Have we?

unknown 7:01

Shh.

SPEAKER_01 7:02

You're gonna spoil the magic. I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turned out I was just really bored. What's that for? Wayne's World.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

Yes, that's right.

SPEAKER_01 7:14

I thought I had mono for an entire year once. Turned out I was just really bored.

SPEAKER_00 7:19

Turns out I just don't have stereo. You get it like mono audio. It's like solo single. Yeah, I'm looking right, I'm looking at you too.

SPEAKER_01 7:30

Oh man. Maybe I should turn my camera on. Basically, that's what was gonna bring up this week's word or words, is because we had some technical difficulties we'd never had before doing this. I mean, um basically my camera was possessed. To be fair, that has happened. Just not at a distance while we're trying to record where we couldn't fix it and go straight back into recording. Was it that bad though? That was pretty bad. It was pretty bad the previous times that it happened, but we were sitting in the room you're in now, and so it didn't matter as much. We were just able to take the time we needed to fix it and get back to it. Whereas since we have no idea what we're doing on this remote record, uh it's a little more of a the smile on your face, though, when that happened to me. It's the biggest smile I've ever. For once I wasn't the only one that didn't want to look at you. Even your camera didn't want to look at you. And that's what was funny, is the camera it actually kept getting worse. Like the more I tried to fix it, the more the camera looked away from me. No, thank you. No, we're good. And then it's we've had enough. Uh and then Icon's like, there must be a technical difficulty. We can't find him. Oh no. And then to one up me, my partner here decided to turn his sound off because he was tired of hearing me and then he couldn't figure out how to turn it back on. Oh, that's you got nothing for that? No. No jokes for that, huh? I mean, it was funny. I guess. I didn't have to hear you though, so it like it it served its purpose. I mean, you liked my sign language, right? That was I graduated with a hard D. Oh. Sign language. That hard D sponsored you. Sponsored by Viagra. Oh, sponsored by Space Democrats. Wouldn't that be really sad if like we finally got sponsors and it was Viagra and Cialis? Cy Allison, uh Summer's Eve. I mean, I would love to do those commercials. One douche. Two douche. Brought to you by Summer's Eve. Oh. Two douche? Band name. We haven't had a good band name in a while. Two douche is pretty good. It is pretty nice. Even though Tudoouche would be a really good like album. I think it'd be two live douche. Oh my gosh. Do you have a word for this week or what? Whatever it is. Basically, I was three seconds away from going going off on this thing. So the word is go off. Go off then. Yeah. I was ready to flip this thing.

SPEAKER_00 10:27

Hey, there's my phone. Hey, look at that. But yes, go off. It's right there. We're gonna do go off. You can't see anything. Oh my God. It's like I'm not it's like I'm new at this.

SPEAKER_01 10:36

It is like you're new at this. Well, and go off is a little I mean, it's not necessarily a new phrase, but it's I looked up a couple months ago and it was one of the uh top ones that was being before I looked this up, so I'm going on to Urban Dictionary on my laptop right now while we're going through this. Good times. All right, so is it time to go off? Also, I don't want to alarm you, but going on to UD, the first definition is from 2017. The second definition is from 2004. Whoa. Well, that sounds right. I remember go isn't that like one of the names of like one of those dance movies, Go Off, or some shit like that, when they dance in the rain and shit like that? Sure. On one hand, one threatens to go off, one states they're about to go off, or one is currently going off. These are all as explosives. A la dynamite because many Looney tunes and Hannah Barbaric cartoons often had their various characters being dynamited for comedic effect. Just a clo I should have read that all the time. Um one, yes, you should have. Secondly, uh, did it turn dynamite into a verb? You notice that, right? That's when I was trying to read it. I'm like dynamite. Dynamite. Dynamited.

SPEAKER_00 11:58

That was one of the guys, that was that one of the comedians' uh catchphrase.

SPEAKER_01 12:01

Dynamited.

SPEAKER_00 12:02

Dynamited.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

The term go-off is often used to describe someone expressing strong emotions, particularly when speaking passionately or getting riled up about a topic. It can refer to someone fervently voicing their opinions or feelings, often in a way that is enthusiastic and unfiltered. Now, I've saw I've seen it, that fits, but I've seen it where it's like either somebody's getting hyped for a fight and they're like go off, or like they're dancing in a circle and they're like, Yeah, go off, you got this.

SPEAKER_00 12:32

And you know, it's like a hype. Have you seen it that way? Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. I'm I'm hip and with the kids.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

I am hip and with it. Uh so UD, the first one I've got is hyping someone up or feeling yourself, uh, which I'm not allowed to do in your schools anymore. Um the second one is one, to angrily complain about, two, to drone on about a topic, ramble, so I go off quite a bit then. Go off. Or to leave and partake in an activity, especially surfing. I don't know why, especially surfing. The third one, though, I really enjoy, which is when you're wrong, but I'll give you room to keep expressing your opinion. Yeah. The example is I accidentally didn't say that, but go off. Well, and we used to say, like, um, we it'd be usually like past tense, like if something would have happened and then one of us, like a friend or somebody would have like overreacted or had to handle business and got really, you know, carried away.

SPEAKER_00 13:38

And then later on you'd be talking about with your friends and it'd be like, oh yeah, Dan. Like he remember when you went and you like you you go, I guess you we would have said went off instead of go off.

SPEAKER_01 13:48

You're like, go off. It's also apparently the most recent definition that I can find, which is a way of phrasing drip or containing a certain amount of swag. So you see hot e-boy instapost. I always see hot e-boy. 11-year-old G responds with OMG heart emoji, go off king.

SPEAKER_00 14:15

So was it back to go off, right? Back to go off. That sounded weird. Uh when's the last time you went off on somebody?

unknown 14:24

Besides.

SPEAKER_01 14:26

We're going with that definition at go off. I don't know the last time I did. I can tell you the most famous. No. No, I do know the last time I did. Is it when you picked a fight with Arnold Schwarzenegger? No. No. First of all, I did not go off. He went off. Uh-huh. You had every right to. You were very rude to very young. Full of Schwenegger. Very demure. Um no, so the last time I did was probably a few weeks ago at work. Maybe that's why I got fired. I don't know. Um. And so there was somebody working for me that decided that they could make better decisions to me than me for the course of that shift, and that did not sit well with me. So I kind of went off on her a little bit. But the most famous time that I went off. Uh-huh. Go ahead. No, I was going to say, were you officially fired, or were you just making it? No, I wasn't fired. Demoted. Demoted. It was demoted and moved stores. And I feel like that's an aggressive way of saying it. Basically, we just realized that we couldn't afford my manager's salary at that store because we hadn't hit the level of business that we wanted to yet. And the only way for me to make the money I need to make for my family was to switch stores. Um, I mean, honestly, that's kind of what happened with this podcast. You got demoted, and that's why we're doing it this way now. No, you got demoted. You gotta earn your way back. That's why my camera looks so much better. You gotta earn your way back. So you gotta earn your way back. The most famous the most famous time that I quote unquote went off is uh back in college, and we had taken my barbecue to the beach for like a group hang. And this is new to me. I haven't heard this one yet. I know. There's always a new story, and uh, one of my uh fraternity brothers, Kellen, uh enjoyed fire, so he thought it would be funny to repeatedly spray uh lighter fluid into the ongoing fire that was in the barbecue. Ooh, and it's it's a Weber kettle, like nothing was going to happen to it, but it pissed me off so bad that I started screaming at him to bloody murder to stop it. And uh and all he could do was laugh at me because that makes it worse, right? No, not really, like it it brought it home a little bit that I'm just not mean enough to be like that, I guess. I don't know. But it was funny to him because was there alcohol involving it? Um goodness. I'm sure there was. So what was the most recent or famous time that you went off? Go off. I mean, so I've started some uh new part-time job, new old part-time job, nothing crazy. But starting a part-time job at 50 when a lot half the people you work with are half your age, and then the age. Oh, I know. Um I almost I went off on I went off on a deli guy at work the other day. Um he had a very strong New York accent. He was very which means he should be trustworthy in a deli. You know, he always automatically sounds angry anyways, right? But he doesn't I don't know if I'm jumping to conclusions yet, but he apparently does not like men. And he likes women. Are we talking about sexually or just in general? I think in general and that sexually as well. And then you put on the whole like he's some kind of star at the deli deli uh counter. Yo, way, uh, look how thin I cut this meat. Cut it way thinner than any asshole from Arizona could cut it. Yeah. Um, but yeah, he comes off very chauvinistic and condescending and short-tempered. And I don't know. I'd have to get into details of the actual work he does, what I do in the moment to get it. But I I I'm going in with this attitude of like, dude, I'm 50 now. I don't fucking care. Like it's we're all adults here. It's time to like I've got time for bullshit anymore. No one's gonna talk down to me or any of that shit. You know, so it's a whole lot of get off my lawn shit, but I'm also like kind of right. I'm not just being grouchy. I'm like, you have to get treated like shit. It's like I why why am I I don't have to be here to get treated like shit. Fuck, I can do that anywhere. So it's like that's something I wouldn't have done like back when I was in 30, in my 30s, I'd have been like, oh, okay, yeah, let's we'll we'll make it work. And I'm like, fuck, how you making shit work? What are you gonna tell me? Fuck. Right. So I'm I'm getting close. I can't wait to be that old, old guy from Grow Up You Old Man. Just fucking let everybody have it. Which one? Jack Lemon? Close. I really liked Walter, but I was more Lemon, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Um okay. So you went off on him? Yeah. Or there was a time that when I was, I'm gonna take this way back. I was like 11, 12. And did you have to like if you had to like leave class as a group, you used to have to walk in like a line? Did you guys have to do that? So like all the kids are in a line to go somewhere you couldn't just walk like in a group. Oh, yeah, I guess we did. Or you're new enough, did you even switch classes? We had to like go to different classrooms to do stuff. No, it's just like we don't have the option of teaching you 11 or 12. Yeah, at 11 or 12, I don't think we switched very much. I mean, except to go to like computer class, but everything else was self-contained. But yeah, I guess we did have to go everywhere in line. Uh-huh. Okay. And the kid behind me did the thing where he, you know, when he like you used to fake like you would spit a loogie in somebody. You do that. So he did it at the back of my head, and everybody laughed, and they thought it was the funniest thing. So he was like, Oh, I just tapped into something cool because he was kind of like not a cool kid. And I turned around and did one of the like, ha ha, yeah, that's like I did the McFly thing. Like, yeah, that was funny, dude. Let's let's move on. And then he did it again, and that one flipped my switch, and I was like, dude, knock, knock it off. And then uh, and like you're trying to do this without the teacher like catching it, because that was back when you used to get SWATs. Like, if you got in trouble, they'd take that paddle out and they'd smack you with it. Um so and in that time he got about half the laughs. So he was like, I better step it up. So he did it the third time, and halfway through the waff, I spun around without warning, grabbed the kid by his neck and pushed him up against the wall. I remember the wall was a brick wall, and everybody in the line went from like half laughing to like dead silence. And then I remember I I saw red, and all I remember is his tongue starting to come out of his mouth because I had my elbow up against his throat, and I was just like, Don't do that again. I didn't cuss back then because I thought you used to get in big trouble if you actually. Cussed in public. Right, not if you nearly murdered a child, just if you cussed. Yeah, I mean, I was choking him and then I was washing his tongue, and he was all and then that's when I was like, Oh, and I like came back. Uh-huh. And then I was like shaking, and I had to get back in line, and the teacher was like, Master Smith, blah, blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_00 22:19

I was like, Yeah, but he spit in my my back of my head. And and you know, like nobody backs you up? I had one of those moments.

SPEAKER_01 22:27

But that was like probably the first real time I ever saw Red. Like, are you sure? Actual that the Master Smith name isn't derived from Tannin. Why don't you make like a tree? Get out of here. Uh get out of here. Yeah. We should have talked about it. I don't know why we didn't. We'll get there. Um yeah. The doing the fake thing to get a laugh. I don't know if you've seen recently. Uh this is my gentle segue to take you away from your place of anger. And yeah. So there's there's been videos recently where it's like uh a wife usually, and the husband's like in front of her, facing away from her, you know, on a ladder working on something or whatever. This is the drill. And they they like get ready and then they pull the trigger to the drill to make the sound and then poke them somewhere, usually in the butt, and then watch hilarity ensue. Oh man, that's so good. So, so good. And I can only imagine if that kid had done that to you, you would have actually killed him. So thank God TikTok didn't exist. I love those videos. I love them. They're hilarious, and I love it. I love them too, but it's always like it's always that point of love where it's like I am really glad I'm not the person that's happening to. Because my reaction would be so bad.

SPEAKER_00 23:59

Well, and that's when I'm like I was like, it's my dog.

SPEAKER_01 24:04

My first thought is like, would I be able to take that joke? Or I because I feel like I would freak out if Jen did that to me. And I would like to think I'm I wouldn't I wouldn't be immediately mad. No, you would be. You think so? Alright. You'd get over it very quickly. But I think you would initially. I'm sure I would initially. Oh, gross. Um Yeah. What's oh, there was that time I bit a kid. I guess that would be going off too, right? Yeah, that was one of my favorite. That was like one of the first things you ever shared on the podcast. It's like one of my favorite stories, like when you bit a kid. Pretty even though you didn't go into detail about it too much. Well, I mean, to be fair, I was also like seven or eight years old, and that's a lot of years ago, so I don't remember a whole lot of the detail. All I know is that we were playing kickball, and by kickball, I don't mean like the kicking version of baseball. Like yeah, I don't even remember. We might have called it kickback instead of kickball, but we you basically had lines of people on both sides and you were kicking the ball back and forth. And if you caught it, that well that's just dumb. It was like dodgeball, sort of if you caught it, the person was out. I can't remember what rule was broken. It doesn't matter. Like the kid had tiny fingers and probably voted for Trump recently, but um he broke some rule and I got mad and started running at him and screaming. And actually, that was my best friend that broke the rule. Not my best friend, but one of my good friends that broke the rule. And the little wiener kid, who probably would have been one the one fake hoggy hawking a loogie on the on your back. Yeah. Back of my head. So make this about sex, dude. My version of that kid decided to try to stop me and he stuck his back mouth. The rest is history. Now he's deli meat. I don't know. Um, yeah, we're pretty violent kids. So that's go off. I do remember in the probably late 80s, early 90s, go on. Like, well, I guess it was get on. Was it get on with your bad self or go on with your bad self? I think it was go on with your bad self, wasn't it? It was both. I used to hear both. So that was yeah. That was popular. Not to be could not to be confused with go on when you're trying to get more information out of somebody. The main time I would go off on anybody is when I stepped to the breakdance fight. Yeah. Yeah. So it's it's nice to know that get on and go on are interchangeable, go off and get off. Not interchangeable. Um, depends on depends on the breed. Callback. Hey.

SPEAKER_00 26:56

You got jokes. That's like a really good joke. That's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_01 26:59

It's only funny because it's a callback. The original joke wasn't funny.

SPEAKER_00 27:03

Uh-huh. But there's gonna be like three to five people that have been here from the beginning, and they're gonna get that, and they're gonna be like, yes! Fabre. Maybe it's the breed.

SPEAKER_01 27:22

I'll have to bring that out on post.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

The breed. Yes for breeze.

SPEAKER_01 27:26

That's a pretty good that that that's the that's their tagline, isn't it? Fabrees.

SPEAKER_00 27:30

Yes for breeze.

SPEAKER_01 27:33

Um yeah. So what brought you to go off? Why did you want to do this one? Um, I grabbed like six uh words from that were new like six months ago, and this was one of them. And it's kind of fitted. Have you heard the kids use it? I thought I was gonna go off when my camera leg took a shit on me. So Have you heard the kids use it or no?

SPEAKER_00 27:54

And um not your kids.

SPEAKER_01 28:02

I may have heard Jaden say it or a roundabout. When I say the kids and I'm talking to you, I do mean your kids. When I say the kids, but I'm talking.

SPEAKER_00 28:12

I mean, but you're my kids are 10 years older than your kids. My kids are adults now. Mostly.

SPEAKER_01 28:25

Uh do you think have you heard them say my kids? Tyler Reese? Yeah. Nah, no. No. But I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if Reeves Reese said it in a gaming session at some point.

SPEAKER_00 28:38

I just haven't heard it because Yeah, you remember when you went on when you uh remember when you're gonna go off on that guy?

SPEAKER_01 28:45

Sounds like sound better than you remember when you were gonna get off on that guy. I mean, gaming's gonna be a little bit more. Oh, 60 per second. Well, I think I don't know if we can do much more with go off. Unless we want to make it one word and it'd be goof. Goof or Jeff. That's how you spell Jeff, right? No, there's G-O-O-F-F. G-O-F-F. Geoffrey. Tomato tomato.

SPEAKER_00 29:20

Ooh, I haven't brought that out in a while.

SPEAKER_01 29:22

I was feeling pretty good about it. Now people can see me say it. Tomato tomato tomato. Well, friend, um, I think we've come to another end of another amazing episode. Or an episode at least. You better come back. You better get your ass back over. Yeah, I'm interested to see how these two episodes come out in edit. Um because it may prove to us that we can't do this remotely anymore. I think we can. I'm proud of you for like actually you've been putting in the work and getting your own thing going with your podcast. And have us great. Alright. So, oh yeah. So find this on the screen, click it. Well, not this, but the actual one that's on the screen. And like, share, follow. Tell all your friends about us. Like, share. This guy's got a subscribe. Wait, that way. And if you don't like it, make sure you hit that thumbs down button. Twice. Two times.

SPEAKER_00 30:26

Twice. Clicky clicky. But if they hit it twice, won't that mean that it it makes it go away? Shut up, Dan.

SPEAKER_01 30:34

Right? Let's get out of here before they figure out the secrets. Shit. Alright, I'm at. Alright. I hear the uh I'm down. This was hang out with you. Yeah, it's a pretty good podcast. It's it's something about slang words. Music, please. Money, please.

SPEAKER_00 30:54

Alright. Okay. Let's do this one more time.

unknown 30:58

Cheers.

SPEAKER_01 30:59

Cheers, dude. Oh, dude, did I just break the camera at the end? Oh man, that's close. So good. Alright, hopefully, we'll actually be in the studio together next time. Love you guys. Thanks for being here. Music. I'll mark the clip. I'll do this again. Jesus Christ. I marked that clip at the time. Yeah, I sure did. Right before you started whatever that fucked up wiggle was. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. That's when, uh that's when uh what's his name? It's Chris Farley when he's running in his jacket. Batman. I just can't do it. I'm sitting down with a microphone in front of me.

SPEAKER_00 31:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:54

Everybody's been here for this whole season. It doesn't matter if the microphone's in front of you. You're just gonna hit it anyway. Pretty much. So we'll see you next time. Podcast. Are you ending the episode before we even started it? Might as well. Probably smart.