Chungus - 113 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

Welcome back, Slangers! Get ready for a crazy episode where Dan brings back his famous impressions, and Matt apologizes for them immediately. It's the battle of the podcasters, CHUNGUS vs DINGUS!!! Sadly, there are no winners in this week's episode, but there are plenty of laughs. 

S3 - CHUNGUS

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:01

Oh, I remember my dad joke from earlier today. All right, let's start this. Let's start this off right. So I was at work and uh one of the regular couples that comes into work, I guess they're part of like a Spanish wine club.

SPEAKER_01 0:15

Okay. When they were saying El Matador in my mouth. That's Spanish, right? El Matador is, yeah, that's Spanish, right? Everything except in my mouth, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 0:27

Maltio. What how do you say mouth in Spanish? Volca. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I knew that. Anyway. So they were they're part of the Spanish wine club, and apparently the wine prices have gone through the roof.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

They're not really, yeah, they're not inexpensive.

SPEAKER_02 0:47

Like Spanish wine's always been pretty inexpensive. And by nature it probably went up a little bit, but then you know, tariffs. So it's gotten more expensive. And I was like, have you thought of sending them an email and saying, hey, you've got some espaining to do? Oh my gosh. I feel like you love that one. I I was so proud. I can see he was probably giddy. He probably adored that. They were so disgusted by it that it was worth every cent of telling it. I was so happy. Like, that's when you really know that you've you've landed a proper dad joke, is when everybody around you like is disgusted by it and also fighting, not laughing at it. Perfect.

SPEAKER_01 1:32

All right. I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chance. Stupid.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

I didn't want to make paper airplanes with my daughter, but she was so insistent that I eventually folded.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

Daughters are lame. Just kidding.

SPEAKER_02 2:00

For years I suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden. When I asked her about it, she just shrugged. The plot thickens. There's gotta be a real good one. I have a good one on my phone, but I can't get to it. Here's a dumb one. What happens when you try to kick a volcano? You crack a toa. Oh my god. Okay, I'm gonna tell you this one and then I'm gonna tell you the super dirty one that my regular told me at work. Alright. So what's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?

SPEAKER_01 2:35

I don't know. Uh strawberries. Stupid. Okay. Alright.

SPEAKER_02 2:45

What? We just can't, we're going to NC17 now.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

Yeah. What is a uh pedophile's Hold on. I want to make sure I tell this right.

SPEAKER_02 2:57

Yeah, don't screw a pedophile joke up. Yeah, you wouldn't want to do that. You can't you can't ruin their mojo, you know?

SPEAKER_01 3:04

Uh what is a pedophile's favorite uh garden?

SPEAKER_02 3:13

What is a pedophile's favorite garden? Yeah. Are we just gonna do the whole Johnny Carson skit? Also, like I definitely don't think that I told that right, but it doesn't matter. The punchline will still work for the way I told it. Okay, let's go. Kindergarten.

SPEAKER_00 3:28

Oh how did I not get there?

SPEAKER_02 3:31

That's a joke I would tell. Yeah. That's a joke I would write. Did you write that joke?

SPEAKER_01 3:36

I'd get it tattooed on me. Cinderella is not a great soccer player. She's always running away from the ball. It's not bad. It's not good either, but whatever. Stupid.

SPEAKER_02 3:58

Dad, I think my Superman costume is too small. Oh, I ruined that. Dad, I think my Superman costume is too tight. Well, they only had a size S. Superman has an S on his chest. Yeah, thank you. I have Mario on my chest. Thank you, Devin. I thought we weren't gonna talk about your attire. Huh? You said we weren't gonna talk about your attire.

SPEAKER_00 4:20

I thought I got a flat tire and this dude's giving me all kinds of bullshit about it.

unknown 4:25

I made that up.

SPEAKER_01 4:27

Yeah, we all know.

SPEAKER_02 4:32

My husband asked if I could clear the kitchen table. I had to get a running start, but I made it. That's funny. That's pretty good, right? Yeah, I like that one. My friend won't stop making bird puns. But two can play that in the game. Two can. You get it?

SPEAKER_00 4:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:53

Sadly I do. Um now you're just splitting hairs. Bigfoot often gets mistaken for Sasquatch. Yet he never complains. Pretty good, right? That is good. That's on my phone. I I remembered it. I'm proud of myself. That is clever. That is clever. And that is me. Dan the man, dad joke, aficionado. Right, but it's on your phone. You didn't write it. I stole it fair and square? Okay. Yeah. I'm like Spotify of the of the dad joke game. Just stealing shit. Yeah. But not there for myself. I introduced myself.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

Who are you? You introduced yourself?

SPEAKER_02 5:34

Dan the man.

SPEAKER_01 5:35

Now you've introduced yourself. Matt the Splat. But what rhymes with Matt? Cat? Matt the Cat.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

Nothing that is good.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

Matt the rat.

SPEAKER_02 5:48

The Matt Hatter. There you go. Okay. And what is everybody watching? Uh unless it's tarps off. I'm pretty sure it's Smartless. They're watching Smartless. Yeah. And Good Vibes, the new one from uh Amy Polar? Yeah. Hers is pretty good, too. It is pretty good. It's like she was destined to do that. It's way good. Yeah. Theirs might be better than ours. A little bit. But here's the thing. Like, don't don't switch off of this one to go to those. Like they're great. Love them. But uh, yeah, just stay here. Uh, we might say something funny. You imagine if they would just like do us a favor and put us on. People be like, I don't even know who these guys are. Just one fucking solid. You know what I mean? Just one. Like, they don't need to know us or ever talk to us again. Just here's the thing. Would we go on Joe Rogan? Well, here's the thing. Like, he's coming around a little bit. He's never gonna come around. Well, he's not gonna fully come around. But either way, like, even if we were the anti him on his show, it would be humongous. Like, we would we'd probably get a lot of hate followers, but we'd get big. Followers are followers. So that's what I'm thinking. Even bad publicity is good publicity. So I'm like, ah.

unknown 7:01

All right.

SPEAKER_00 7:01

So Joe Rogan, you're out there.

SPEAKER_02 7:03

Invite us.

SPEAKER_00 7:04

Are who are them dipshit brothers that are in love with Taylor Swift?

SPEAKER_02 7:08

Kelsey's? Yeah. You guys too. They're not dipshits. Half of them is a dipshit. What? No, he's not. You you guys decide which one. Neither of you are. Ooh, I could be a Chasing Kelsey.

SPEAKER_00 7:21

Why do you well you're the what you're supposed to be the mean one on this one?

SPEAKER_02 7:26

Well, you really dove in with both feet. I have somebody's gotta be nice on this podcast. Uh okay. Also, the Kelseys are kind of funny. They're like funny in the way that you would find like the star football player funny.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

Really?

SPEAKER_02 7:41

Well, we don't need to get into why you would feel find the star football player funny, but yes. Doesn't matter. Anyways, welcome to hang out with your slang out. This will get we'll we'll catch you on the other side of this intro.

SPEAKER_01 7:53

Yeah. Please, somebody call. Arnette, I'm looking at you. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 8:02

He must do something about that hair. Have you seen his hair lately? Ooh, Arnette, can we do a Reese's commercial together? You know, I think you could take him on with that voice. Maybe. Try it. If I could get rid of the list, if I could do it. The list makes it more real, which we haven't talked about your list. We'll talk about that after the break.

SPEAKER_03 8:20

Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 8:21

We'll talk about that after the break.

SPEAKER_02 8:25

Cancelled.

SPEAKER_00 8:40

Pretty close. Okay, what do you got for us?

SPEAKER_02 8:42

I don't have anything. I I gave the last word. Oh, that's right. But but I'm wearing a new shirt, so it's like a new thing. So it's like we've been recording. This is a separate day and everything. Sure, but still, I presented the last word. Okay. I will present you a word. Okay. You will have to look it up because I do not have a phone with me. You have a phone with you, but it's recording us from over there. iPhone. iPhone. iPhone? Ah, that's all right. All right. And thank you and good night. Yeah. What am I looking up? The word is chungus. Been avoiding this word for a long time. Chungus. You spell it right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:27

C-H-U-N-G-U-S. Where's the E? I don't know, but the man.

SPEAKER_02 9:36

These are some. I don't think any of these are right, but there's some good definitions in here. You ready? Yeah, we're coming out of the gates. We're going to give you guys info from the beginning. We're not going to talk about nothing other than that. This first one's from 2018. Second one's also from 2018. Are there any new ones? It doesn't matter. A guy who fortnight dances on his mother's grave while crying and asking if he should play Seko Mode or Mo Bamba. Before we die, cry out to your God and make peace. Dear Chungus, hear my prayer. Save us. So, but that doesn't tell me what the hell chungus is. The best part. Well, maybe the second one will. The baddest bitch in the game. Damn that bitch is a motherfucking chungus. Whole crew want to smash.

SPEAKER_01 10:17

I thought that was um Jack Black.

SPEAKER_00 10:21

Baddest bitch in the crew.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

The worst definition is the third one. When the big chungus, non-chungus, chungus, 100, Keanu Reeves, Chunger, big, wholesome 100. Don't you even bring Keanu into this? So maybe look up Chungus just on Chungus. Cool, boss Zorch. Is Zorch a different one? We've not even gotten there yet. Common in the very early 60s. Uh-huh. That was a Chungus 45. That's like my favorite beer. Another word for hell? What the hell? Or what the chungus. So look look up Chungus just on Google and let the AI find what it says. Because Urban Dictionary is failing us again. I don't know what happened to the writers for Urban Dictionary, but it's been a time. That maybe it's just us. We're just picking the wrong words. Alright. Chungus is a slang term in neo neologism? Never heard that word. That has gained prominence primarily through internet meme culture, where it is most famously in the phrase big chungus. The term's meaning can vary depending on context. The word chungus, origin. Word chungus was reportedly coined by British video game journalist James Stephanie Sterling, also known as Jim Sterling. Why is his middle name? It doesn't matter. In the 2000s, who used it as a generic catch-all word with no set definition. It doesn't mean something bad. It is likely a blend of chunk and humongous. See, there's another word they put together. There's geniuses. Yes, a uh portmanteau. What? I don't like I don't drink one. Okay. General slang. In general slang, it can refer to a very large or overweight person or thing or any tangible object, especially one that is short and thick. Oh. Me as a three-year-old. Internet slang. In recent internet slang, particularly among teens, it is often used as a nonsense or placeholder word to emphasize a situation or feeling, such as afraid my stupid chungus life, where it can express annoyance or gratitude depending on the context. I thought chungus was like you're just a big bloated doof. Like whooping a chungus. Uh the term the big chungus meme. Meme. The term chungus is best known as part of the term or an internet meme big big chungus. I don't like this word because I can't read the definitions. Origin of the meme. You can't spell it either. The meme originated from a still frame of Bugs Bunny from the 1941 Looney Tunes animated short Wabbit Twobble. In a cartoon, Bugs inflates himself to mock an overweight Elmer Flood. Bud. The post went viral, and the image coupled with the name became a popular internet beam. Meme. Cultural impact. The meme's popularity led to Bing Big Chungus being added as a character to the mobile game Looney Tunes World of Mayhem, and making a brief cameo appearance in the two 2021 film Space Jam A New Legacy. Did it? Warner Brothers has since trademarked the character.

SPEAKER_01 13:20

So first off. It's kind of funny.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

Yeah, totally fits. First off, I feel like maybe you should have your readers on. I absolutely should, but I don't have them with me.

SPEAKER_00 13:34

Then do that cool thing when you make your font really big like I do. No. It's a good just give up on life and do it.

SPEAKER_02 13:41

No. Yeah. You'll get there.

unknown 13:43

No.

SPEAKER_02 13:44

Because once you do it, you won't go back. You'll be like, fuck, I can't read nothing unless it's giant.

SPEAKER_00 13:48

You'll get there. You'll be like, why can I only see like three emails now?

SPEAKER_02 13:52

It's only three words out of the email. It's not like three emails. Oh. I will not do that. Now get into what you think big chungus means. I thought it meant because I've I've heard my son use it, and it's always like, I said, doof or he's being a chungus or you're just being dumb. And it could be in the vein of like he's being lazy or he's frumpy and you know, got taco stains on his shirt. So that's how I've heard it used. And I could have sworn I heard Reese use it once. But I thought that was kind of a gaming thing where like they would they would just go off on people, you know, like a stupid word you would just call somebody like a chungus. So what you're hearing then is big chungus is not entirely dissimilar to Dingus. Hey, I haven't heard that word in a long time.

unknown 14:44

Dingus.

SPEAKER_02 14:45

Or prior to that, Doofus. Doofus, that was my that we used that like crazy.

unknown 14:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:50

Dingus was kind of a I think the first time I ever heard Dingus, I think uh Ryan Reynolds said. And based on the description that you have given me, uh huh, if I had to pick the perfect movie kit character, perfect, to represent Chungus.

SPEAKER_01 15:06

Are you ready? Is it Chris Farley? Nope. Is it oh that's mean? Oh, oh, go ahead. It is after being transformed, Chet from Weird Science.

SPEAKER_02 15:23

Yeah. He's all of those. A doofus, a dingus, chungus. Oh, he's awesome.

SPEAKER_00 15:31

You know, you know, as a matter of fact, we were talking about something, and I said, you know, Chet from Weird Science to my son Jaden, and he was like, What? And I was like, he's all because I've talked about him before. He was like, is that the one that gets changed into like the big turd or something? I was like, yeah, and so I brought up a picture of it and showed him. He's all what a chungus.

SPEAKER_02 15:48

And that was like probably one of the last times I've heard him say that. Yeah. Because he has like the mustache still. He's like a he's like a turd version of Job of the Hutt. So I need to watch the movie again, see if it holds up. Bill Paxton. Yeah, Bill Paxton. The great, the late and great Bill Paxton. Late, great Bill Paul. Who is not a chungus?

SPEAKER_01 16:04

No.

SPEAKER_02 16:05

No. It's my favorite. I'm gonna quote him now. Anthony Michael Hall, maybe a chungus. He's alright. He's not a chungus. Have you seen him lately? He was in the last season of um of Reacher. Oh, really? He plays like a rich guy, and I didn't realize it was him until halfway through the show, and it said Michael Seahall's or Michael, yeah, see Michael Hall's on this. I'm like Anthony Michael Hall. Anthony Michael. Michael Seahall's Dexter.

SPEAKER_00 16:32

Yeah, Anthony Michael Hall. And I'm like, holy crap, that's Anthony Michael.

SPEAKER_02 16:35

He looks like his dad. Like you look, you're like, oh, he still has the same eyes, but he's like old and has half his hair. And the last time I saw him was like As people are wont to do when they get old. Yeah, but he was Johnny B. Good, man. Well, sure. He was like one of the first guys that like was a little nerd guy and then put on weight like all the Marvel guys do now. And he was huge in Johnny B Good. Like he got way ripped. Yeah. Which could lead us to somebody else that's recently Kelly LeBrock. Oh, I thought we were just talking about characters from Weird Science. No, we we talk about this guy all the time. We're always talking about his physique. You brought him up tonight. Mmale Nanjali. Nan Johnny. Handsome son of a bitch. He really is, and he's funny as shit. Yeah. And his new Netflix, is it Netflix special? I think it's Netflix. He's amazing, but also does a bit on how he's gotten huge and how now he has to keep that way just to appease everybody else. And I think that's hilarious. I think he's addicted to it because he looks twice as big as he did when he got in shape. Because he got in shape and it looked great. And then he everybody was making fun of him that he got in shape, and it was the weirdest thing in the world because every other That's the best part to me, or that's the best part thinking about it to me. And he talks about it in this kid, which is basically like he's the first one that got attacked for getting in shape. Do you think it's a little bit uh all the other guys that got in shape were white guys? Listen, I'm not saying that that's it. I mean, it didn't help that the movie he got in shape for ended up not being much of a hit. That didn't help. No. And his character is actually pretty good in that movie. Sure. Yeah. Not as good as he is in Silicon Valley, but pretty good. Yeah, still haven't watched it. But he was little and weenie in that one. Show's so good. I like him buff. I've always said that. Best seven minutes of television. But in the new, I've only seen a couple clips from the new special, but he looks twice as big.

SPEAKER_00 18:30

Like he looks like like Thor size big. Like, okay, um, throw a throw a chunk us out there.

SPEAKER_02 18:37

Um I guess it depends on the definition we're going for, because we're just going for the one where we're like saying they're dipshits and kind of earthquake.

SPEAKER_00 18:48

Is that a comedian?

SPEAKER_01 18:50

No, WWE.

SPEAKER_00 18:52

Isn't there isn't there a comedian? There might be and he's a big African-American guy.

SPEAKER_02 18:57

What's uh Fluffy? Is that a comedian?

SPEAKER_00 19:01

Oh fluffy, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:02

Would he be considered a chungus? I don't know. I feel like he's too cool to be a chungus. Yeah. Like I don't think the definition's just being big. Fonky. Yeah. I just think. I just came up with a new term, funky. Fonky? Or you put an O in there? Yeah, it's fat and chunky. Fat and chat and chonky. Oh, you put oh so it's funky with A. Well, fat and chonky, so probably an O. Okay. Because that's like funky. Isn't that an actress? Say that funky music, white boy. Uh Chunk from Goonies. I thought you'd miss. I thought you'd bring him up. Um, sure. What about Bob? No.

SPEAKER_00 19:45

Uh what was Oh, you just gonna leave that that call out to one of the greatest movies ever made?

SPEAKER_02 19:50

What about Bob?

unknown 19:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:52

Sure. Yes, I am gonna leave it at it. It's not that good.

SPEAKER_02 19:56

But what about um what was the thing that brain traveled around in in Teenage Ninja Turtles? Uh wasn't that called we looked that up. That was like Chang or Chung. What was that? I'd look it up, but I don't have a phone. Crang. Crang. There you go. Chang. Racist. You're so racist. Um I feel like that thing's a chungus.

SPEAKER_01 20:25

Really? Yeah, it's got the look. Yeah, it's got the look. Okay. Um, Bowser's a bit of a chungus. Uh a little bit, sure. He has his moments. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:40

He's kind of fun though, too. So I feel like you're not having the best time with this word. Here's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 20:47

It's too cool for you?

SPEAKER_02 20:48

No, I don't understand it or need it in my life.

SPEAKER_00 20:52

It's what you already figured it out. It was half chunky and half genius or something, right?

SPEAKER_02 20:56

That's I don't think that's wasn't that what what was it? Chunky and dingus? No. Uh chunky and humongous. Chunky and monkey.

SPEAKER_00 21:06

So it's smart.

SPEAKER_02 21:08

They took two words and smushed them together to make a word that you can't spell. Never not every portmanteau is a genius word. I don't like wine. Why do you keep bringing it up? It's not chunk and humongous, yeah. It's not wine. You haven't had a good 1974 portmanteau. I bet you there were a bunch of good portmanteaus that came out in 1974. It was all about the feet.

SPEAKER_01 21:35

I was born in 74. Alright, so maybe not. Shit. 74, I'm so old.

SPEAKER_02 21:43

There was No Dan, you're not old. Was it no, you are. There was it. We were just talking about it, or was there a beer from there? No, it was a college. Somebody was talking about a college from normal Illinois.

SPEAKER_01 21:58

Hey! Yeah. That would be me. That's where I was born. Out of in Illinois. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:06

Doesn't matter. You want to go back and see the old fam with me?

unknown 22:10

No.

SPEAKER_02 22:11

Whatever. You can see where Magic was made. Magic Johnson's not from. Here's the thing. This is why I don't like chungus. Dingus exists. I don't need anything better than Dingus. So where did Dingus come from?

SPEAKER_00 22:27

I don't know. Oh, good time to be typing on my phone because I can't read it without.

SPEAKER_02 22:33

It's a combination of dingo and humongus. A giant dog from Australia?

unknown 22:40

That's not a dog.

SPEAKER_02 22:41

Okay. And slang. Dingus means a silly, foolish person or a gadget object whose name is forgotten. Like think I'm a jig. Often used, I've never heard it used now. No. Dingus is for some stupid idiot. Often used humorously or endearingly, though it can call someone inept. It's a versatile placeholder word stemming from Dutch German ding thing. And can be used playfully for a clueless person or a random part. A foolish person, a clumsy, silly, or dim-witted individual, usually in a lighthearted way. For example, I'm such a dingus when I'm tired. Well, that would explain a lot right now. We're recording kind of late for this guy. And unless it's about hockey, he falls asleep. What? I can't hear you over me falling asleep. I can't hear you over my dog falling asleep. Should I pick him up? Show him. Oh, okay. Dingus on Urban Dictionary, a person who occasionally pisses you off, but at the end of the day, you still love them. Hey, it's me. They're usually your best friend who's fun of you from time to time. Dingus can be used as a comment when they irritate you, or in a few cases, it can be endearing. I am quite endearing. You are a dingus. I am a dingus. That's my new nickname, Dingus Dan. Someone who isn't an idiot but does idiotic things. That's so me. You are a dingus. Yeah. That's pretty much that's been my whole shtick on this show. Person who is an exceptionally goofy or awkward in nature, but in in an endearing and lovable way. Aw, thank you guys. Commonly known as the musician's curse word, derived by jazz artist Charles Mingus. Whenever he did something idiotic and move music, fellow musicians would say damn Mingus, and eventually it became a dingus. Well, that's kind of that's actually kind of cool. Another word for penis. I want to touch your dingus. We had to get there. I want to play with my dingling. Maybe the dingling H old baby. Right? Yes. That's a big dingling. Alright. We we've ran out of chungus ideas because we're on dingus. And I we probably should have just done dingus because I think we could have.

SPEAKER_00 24:52

Right now, biggest dingus you ever met in your life. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

SPEAKER_02 24:59

Ooh, call back to Arnie. Nah, it's probably not Arnie. Uh who is the Bingus? Dingus. Bingus Dingus. Who's the biggest dingus that I've met in my life? Quit looking over here. Bingus Dingus. Bingus Dingus. Son of a bitch. You're son of a Bingus. That's not gonna work.

SPEAKER_01 25:22

Um nobody?

SPEAKER_02 25:25

I don't know. I'm sure that I that kid that you bit? I I it's probably not anybody, it's probably everybody. Yeah, the kid that I bit for sure. I mean, anybody you just think about and it still gets your goat. Like you're still just like, oh no, fuck that guy. Or gal.

unknown 25:40

Come on.

SPEAKER_01 25:41

You got one in you. Yeah, I'm not petty like you. What? Huh? Hmm. Well, I mean, I like to pet things.

SPEAKER_02 25:52

Who's yours? Do you have one? I'm waiting for you to answer the question. I just burped. I'm waiting for you to answer that question. But I don't know if I have an answer. Who's yours? Dingus? Ultimate dingus. There's an ultimate dingus I haven't met, but he's not endearing anyway.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

Oh. Well, you know who? Oh. I was gonna say the guy gets me every time, ultimate dingus.

SPEAKER_02 26:19

The lead singer to third eye blind. It's not a dingus. He's the biggest dingus I've ever met. No, Chad Kroger's a biggest, bigger dingus than he. No, he's not dingus at all. How you remind me of a dingus. This is how you remind me of what he really is, a dingus. That's that was much better. Yeah. Oh Scott Sapp, Dingus? Has Dingus tendencies. He has chungus tendencies. Ooh, any of the don't you say spice girls? I'll slap them mouth right after. No, the siblings that were kids of mom on Futurama. Oh shit. That always got slapped all the time. Those guys were dinguses. That's a good callback. I have to look them up. If I can find them, I'll make a little thing and put them on the screen.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

You should. We wouldn't get sued, right? Probably not. I mean, it's not like Matt Groening has any money. Groaning? Graining. Matt, give us a call.

SPEAKER_02 27:19

He's still alive, right? Yes. Okay. Just checking. Lots of Matt's die, so. That's supposed to mean.

SPEAKER_01 27:28

Nothing.

SPEAKER_02 27:30

Are you saying you want to do that? Do you want to have a drink? Do you want to drink out of your cup yet? No. Is there poison in there?

SPEAKER_00 27:36

Yeah. Imagine, imagine if like one of us killed the other guy. It'd make so much news, we'd get so popular. And we have enough back backs. Imagine.

SPEAKER_02 27:45

And we have another we have enough like backlog of stuff that you could ride that out for a little bit. Or I could ride that out for a little bit. It'd be hard for you to write it out if you're dead. Uh uh. D-E-D. Dead. D-I-N-G-U-S. U S. Yeah. How did this go from chungus to dingus? Because dingus is a better word. That's how it went there. It's because I'm a dingus, apparently.

SPEAKER_01 28:10

And every everything you described was me. I thought dingus was your wiener. It's dingling. Well, it it was wiener in one of the It's dilly whacker. Dallywacker. No. Boys have a dilly whacker. Girls have an ordeal. Right? No. Girls have a make it nice.

SPEAKER_02 28:37

You can't say the C word. No. Didn't say the C word. Or the T word. Didn't say that either. Was the night before Christmas? I guess it was only boy stuff that he came up with words for, but uh Dane Cook had all those terms. Twigken berries.

SPEAKER_00 28:52

Yeah. Well, I mean, he ripped off a lot of those. Sure. But they were funny.

SPEAKER_02 28:58

Like Gaylord. The one where the one where he's talking about his uh dad and his robe coming up, and someday all this will be yours. Yeah. Family jewels. Yeah. Anyway, so how did you like this episode about the word we didn't talk about? I loved the word they picked. Chungy D, something like that. It's like my favorite rapper from the 2000s. RBD and the boys? Yeah. Chungy D and the Enus. Chungy D and the Enus? Is that what you said? Enus. Enus Pei. Jesus. Not him either. He's a bit of a dingus. Whoa. Chungus. You cannot lose those viewers. Who? We already lost him. If they made it this far, good on you for me calling Jesus a chungus. Dingus. Dellywhacker? Well, if you believe in him, he made it possible for me to call him a dingus. Anyway, long story. Free will, baby. Long story short, favorite chungus. Bat Albert. Wait, what? Do you think he date rape too? He'd have to be in that big. And in the ghetto?

SPEAKER_01 30:06

Probably.

SPEAKER_02 30:09

Alright, we have spiraled out of control and it's late enough that we should probably stop doing these.

SPEAKER_01 30:13

Should we cheers and get out of here? Make like a tree and get out of here. Uh like, subscribe, share, follow.

SPEAKER_00 30:30

Shakira. Madonna. Whatever the one name people like share?

SPEAKER_01 30:36

Mononyms? Eminem. I just thought I was being clever when I got to share. Remember everybody. Not a dingus. Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

SPEAKER_00 30:47

A blind squirrel?

SPEAKER_02 30:50

You see these nuts? A bird in the hand is worth a gift horse in the mouth.

SPEAKER_01 30:57

A wet dog sighs in a dry fire. Think about that. That's so dead on. You'll be waking up tonight going, fucker was right. Goddamn genius. All fires dry. Yeah, and a wet dog sighs in it.

SPEAKER_02 31:16

I'm Dan. I'm Matt. Apparently, I'm the biggest dingus in the air. Maybe don't leave any comments on this episode. Also, when you're looking for this episode by title, it'll probably be Chungus Dingus question mark. Something like that. It'll be Chungus Dingus. Right? Bro, I'm trying to lose weight. Well, I'm not trying. Well, I mean, I was trying. I can't reverse it because I was like 110% everything you said, dingus. It was like me. Yeah. Me, but I'm not me. Whatever. That proves that I'm just playing dumb. Playing? Yeah, you can't fake that shit. That shit's natural. Alright, I'm I'm Dan, and this is Matt. And this was possibly for the last time after this terrible episode. Hang out with your slang out. I mean, it's an episode of just the stuff we put on the back end, right? Pretty much. Yeah. So we'll have like a 10-minute episode and like a 30-minute like this is 30 minutes of oh, here's all the extra material that we shouldn't have put in the episode. We've always wanted to do that episode. And now you're gonna get it. So thanks for being here. Um you can email us, tell us how bad this episode was at hangout slingout at gmail.com. Yeah. I mean, unless you're dingus like me because I can't type. Dingus.

SPEAKER_00 32:55

All right. Yeah, hey, we could get we could get on. Does Dane Cook have a podcast?

SPEAKER_02 32:59

Probably. You want to be on ours? Does here's the real question. Does anybody want to be on our podcast? We could use a third. Yeah, your buddy, your buddy John Boy, he he left us. He was supposed to be our third. Well, he had he didn't leave us. He still lives here. He's in Portland. Not for another month. He moves the week before my birthday. Bastard. What a dingus move that is.

SPEAKER_01 33:24

Dingus.

SPEAKER_02 33:25

Yeah. That's that's gonna be our clip when I show this too. It's just us calling him a dingus. You do. I was just getting to know that guy. I like that guy. Yeah, he's good people. Yeah. I mean, we'll all move to Portland. Well, he could do this all over the thing, right? Yeah. He'd be like, he wouldn't last more than five minutes without getting so annoyed that he had to hang up. That would be so funny, though, if it happened every episode, and it'd be like, see how fast we see how fast we could get him off the episode. That would be pretty good.