Unc - 102 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

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SPEAKER_00 0:00

So, haven't seen you in a while, buddy. Yeah. What's up? Nothing. Hmm. Good talk. All right. Thank you and good night. Good seeing you guys. Uh no, I I've been working a lot. I guess if Candace reorganized the office at the house so I have a place to podcast away from you. Which looks pretty good. I'm a little nervous about that. I'm like, why does he need another studio? And he why is he making it look better than this? Is it because I put the red light behind you? To be fair, she made it look better than this. That's true. She's really good at that stuff. She also did a lot of this. So she's just getting practice at setting up podcast studios. Is it probably what she's doing? I'll bring her back over here and have her fix this up a little bit for me. No, but so she started setting it up and then I went through and kind of like got all the equipment in place and everything. And and I'm pretty close to launching my sharks podcast. We'll see how quickly that happens. Cool. I'd like to do it soon because I want to get going before the season gets started. Yeah, you should. Because I still think they're gonna suck this year. But I want to start my podcast before they get good. But so you can suck like right along with them. Right. Yeah, I want to episode. Our first season is just wait till slang hits. Once slang really hits, we'll we'll have this really dialed in. Right now we kind of suck. All the thing I'm nervous about is what if that shark podcast takes off? Because there's at least another thousand guys out there who suck and they might really be into that show. The thing is, I mean, there's probably more than he doesn't he's not gonna need me anymore. There's probably more than a thousand guys that suck, but I think there are more fans of sports and by extension sharks hockey than there are probably fans of slang. So, like those fans use the slang we talk about, though. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Especially umk. That was a terrible transition. Um I don't know. Compared to some of the ones I've come up with, that's that's not bad. We could probably make it work. You're not wrong. We can make that work. That's my worst and your best simultaneously. Oh, we're starting out the third season. Segway. Yeah. Is that a work? It is. I always thought it was spelled like the device that you ride on. It is not spelled that way. Okay, we just got sidetracked. Yeah, it's spelled Segw. Segu. All right. I feel like with the cameras on us, we gotta stay on track a little more. So I'm gonna have to keep you in line. That was always one of your weaknesses when we were only doing audio. Yes, that was my weakness. Am I right? Uh-huh. Yeah. Leave it to the guy that does the editing to say that it was my weakness. Well, who would know? Only the guy that does the editing and the guy that is sitting with you recording all these episodes. Okay. So, okay, I think we got our word. We got some kind of intro, right? We have my we have my dog scratching in the background. Should I hold him up too? I mean, it's Baxter. You don't even like that dog. Yeah, it's true. No, I can't do that. I love dogs. I hate cats. Also, I've started to realize that with Baxter and Bella having the bark collars on them, they are like the Jews of your household. And I feel really bad for them as a Jew. It's working because well, I mean, that sounds bad. Uh to have them not bark and make all the other dogs bark and it sounds like chaos in here. Today, I just put it on like an hour ago. They went all day and I didn't realize they didn't have them on. So it's working. That's good. So after that, if they're still cool, then I'll see how long it lasts before I have to put them back on. Yeah. Because my dogs are perfect. Yeah. They hardly bark. That's a word for it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Perfect. Alright. Well, uh, welcome back to the show. Thanks. It's good to be here. Oh, were you welcoming the guests back? Those guys. Got it. Fans? I guess we're not guests because we're not interviewing any of them. No, this is we're to take Podfest 2026 by storm. The people are gonna have like us on their shirts and shit. Only if we sell them shirts. Sure. Take that back. Only if we give them shirts. Alright. I'll Dan. I'm Matt. And this is Hangout. With your slang out. Oh no, you I can't say two words. You supposed to say slang out. Brought to you by Liquid. Murder Your Thirst? We're gonna get that. I'm gonna have to blur that out, but whatever. If we ever start to murder this podcast, we might get the murder your thirst. If you would just embrace it, I think we'd like to do that. Liquid Death. Murder This Podcast. Liquid Death. We should start a podcast about murder, and then I bet you we could get Liquid Death. We should start a podcast about Liquid Death. We should start a podcast about a group of crows, and then I bet we could get Liquid Death. We should start a con a podcast. Are you gonna say we should start a cod piece? Welcome to the show, everybody. We should start a cockpast about um about Kelsey Cook. We can tag her in that now. See how that works? She's very funny, by the way. Do see how tagging people works. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. You're it. Okay. All right. I guess we should we'll see you after the break. So what's up, Unk? Um, I don't I don't know what you just said to me. Anybody ever call you Unk? I think your son did once. I think your daughter did. Not you, me. She called me Unk. Oh, okay. Or she said stop being an unk. Or oh gross, that's like you're being an unk. Which is weird because you are her unk. Yeah, I'm tech I'm legitimately an unk.

SPEAKER_01 5:33

I'm like the best uncle.

SPEAKER_00 5:35

I'm not one of them creepy ones that touched the the kids and stuff. I'm not one of those ones that's like in the Epstein files. Um maybe we should call start calling him Donald Trunk. Because they're in a trunk? Or because they might be. Let's be honest. Because of Unk. Okay. Is where I was going with that. But it's not even that just that you're an uncle. You're her uncle. Like Unk, I feel is generally a term that you apply to somebody not related to you. See, it's used almost in a derogatory term or a way. But on Urban Dictionary. I'm sure we did it last time. So we've done it for a hundred episodes now. It's just saying the brother of your father or your mother. That's not what it means. It means like you're an older gentleman, I think, who's trying to be younger and cool. I feel like it's a replacement. Well, not replacement, it's the next generation of boomer. You think so? Yeah, so like it's meant to be derogatory, but for people that by nature are cooler than boomers. Mm-hmm. So it's like, hey, uh, you're still not as cool as us, quit being shitty. Okay. Unk is a slang term. It's used to describe an older male relative, or more broadly, an older person. On platforms like TikTok, unk is often used humorously to refer to someone who acts or seems older than their age, who is out of touch with current trends and slang. I mean, we are definitely out of touch. No, no, I'm so locked in on that stuff. That's why we have to look these things up on Urban Dictionary. Why would Tyler call me onk? Um how many, how much time do we have? No, I'm sad. But it also says on TikTok that it's a trend for people acting older than they are. So to me, that more means like a teenager early 20s person trying to act like they're 30 or 40. Because all the people are. Which to be fair, when I was 22 to 25, I probably was pretty unk because my friends and I were all into like the rat pack and having whiskey cocktails and going to divy Italian restaurants, which is something that somebody that was 40 at the time would be doing. Did you wear like zoot suits and listen to the swing music and shit? No. Zoot suits are ridiculous. Oh my god. So you just dress like they just call us riots. Okay. So you dress like the guys from Lit. No. No, how close. We dressed like adults even though we were fucking kids. We weren't fucking kids. We were fit. No, I feel I feel like you say if you bring in the TikTok thing, I feel like any of the kids on there are trying to be older. Yeah. And any people our age on there are trying to be younger. Right. And trying to be like the kids. So I feel like there's probably another term. Like I f I feel my daughter used the term incorrectly. I I think I kind of feel when she said it to me, I kind of feel like she used it right. It hurt my feelings a little bit, but Well, I mean, she used it as an attack method, but that doesn't make it correct. Like I'm proud of her. Based on the definition you just read, it would be more applicable for her to say it to Jaden than it would be for her to say it to you. I just think old older people are just getting locked into older men. Well, sure. Older creepy men. That's where I've seen it getting used. Not personally, but seriously, not personally. So Awkward. You know what's gonna be awesome? Awkward silences will work. So then you're saying you're right. So then you're saying there's a chance. So you're saying that Umk is really just a replacement for what we've used for decades, which is Creepy Uncle. Yeah, I guess it's just a shortening of it. So does that mean they did something right? Creepy uncles. They've been doing stuff right for years. The Kardashians have been all over Creepy Uncles for years. You know, alright? And sometimes under. Oh. So, well, we just lost that sponsorship. Have you seen them lately? Sorry, Skim's sponsorship is out. Have I seen them recently? Because they all got new faces again. Did they? Yeah. Good for them. Half of them. Half of their faces, or half of them got new faces? Half of them got new faces. The other ones got all of them got half new faces. Yeah. The other ones they need to they need to age like another year or two before they have another facelift. Yeah, well, I mean, good for them. Happy for them that they can afford it. Really? Sure.

unknown 10:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 10:08

So after a few episodes of us doing this, we're gonna need faces. No, that's what the filters are for, right? How many filters do you have? God, we're gonna look so sexy with that. How much Vaseline do you have? I mean how much Vaseline do you have to use on this show? I was gonna say, I I was a Diddy fan, so. But did he? But did he? According to the courts, he didn't. No. Four out of the six, he didn't. Yeah. That's some bold dooky. Are we allowed to cuss on YouTube? Uh we're allowed to. I think we just have to put a I think we already did in the first episode, so. Probably. I mean, I'm I'm in the episode, so there's a better than 50-50 chance that we got. My uncle host the sailor. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Both my grandpas were in the Navy. Were they onks? Did they wear onks? Wait, no, that's not the right thing. Those are Uggs. Uggs. Or Nike Dunk Lowe's. Um what's Duncan Donuts? What's their s what's their uh what's their tagline? America Runs on Duncan. America runs on Duncan. America runs on Unkin. Unkins. It kind of does. Well, I mean we gotta foot the bills. Oh, okay. That works. Yeah, I think that uh Unk is um well, it's probably the guy that tells you to get off his lawn. Yeah. I can um can you think of anybody, I don't know, like famous-wise, entertainment-wise, that you would fits an unk? Yeah, he's a grumpy old unk right now. Clinton's wood for a little while, went full onk. Yeah, but you don't get his you don't see now, I think he's just C now, so it doesn't matter. He's old old. Uh who else? I'm sure there's some sort of country singer that would qualify as unk right now. Speaking of country singers, did you see that uh Elizabeth Hurley and uh uh who's the guy that did Aiky Breaky Heart or dating? No. Yeah. Billy Ray Cyrus? Yeah. No. Yeah. That was like one of the saddest pieces of news that I've ever read. Not because of anything weird, it's just Elizabeth Hurley is like good at what she does, and then Billy Ray Cyrus is Billy Ray Cyrus. He was good at that one thing. He had one good hit and allegedly one good sperm. Was it was it a good hit though? He had one song that was a hit. It's not a good song by any means. No, it's it's catchy, but it's it's like a baby rhyme song. Better or worse than Macarena. Macarena was worldwide. International. Wait, so Macarena was written by Pitbull? He's Mr. Worldwide. Mr. Worldwide. I saw Mr. Worldwide yesterday. He's like four feet tall. He's grown. Yeah. Uh so you're saying worse than worse than Macarena. I saw the most famous unk in the world. Okay. My uh family took me to Santa Monica. And I was having breakfast on my birthday. Don't say with, because you weren't with him. With my family.

unknown 13:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 13:30

And who would be sitting two tables over? So what you're trying to tell me. The world famous is as my arch nemesis. Governor Unk himself. Governator Unk. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who looks much older in person than I mean that picture did make him look real old. Well, you should see him from the back, because that's where I was seeing him from before. Gross. Yeah. Seriously. Did you get that on film? Did you take your cameras with you to breakfast? Um, not my video. Did you film it from the back? Would his security guy guy let you get close enough to film it from the back? So I was we were having breakfast, and it was my daughter and her boyfriend, and my her boyfriend is known for pretending he doesn't know who people are. Like he's like, Oh, who's that? We're like, that's the Beatles, and he's like, Oh, I never heard of them. Or like, who's who sings this song? Extra hard to say because two of them are dead. Yeah. We're like, this is Michael Jackson. He's all who's Michael Jackson. So he messes around like that. I know. Oh, he's back. AI, I think, or something like that. But anyways, he was like, I think that's Arnold Schwarzenegger over there. And he had his back towards us, and he had two buddies with him. One guy was wearing a dark gray shirt, and the other guy looked like a Ukrainian with a bunch of Mickey Mouse Mouse tattoos, and he looked like he had done 20 years of wait, they were Mickey Mouse tattoos? Well, I say that when they're like the colorful ones, but like kind of they're kind of spaced out all over and don't make any sense. Okay. And he was big and awkward and has obviously done PEDs his whole life. Well, because I was gonna say, if they were Mickey Mouse tattoos, I'm glad you didn't go to talk to him because he would be dead right now if you're hosting my own podcast. So that's all I could see because the person at the table next to us was technically blocking Arnold's view. And then he's like Arnold. Yeah, my view of Arnold. And the guy who was wearing the darker shirt, you could say is looks familiar, like like close enough to looking a little bit like Arnold, like he's like that was the joke. Like he was like, Oh, that guy's stunt double or something. Not that close, but enough to wear blind ass. You've seen some of the stunt doubles? That's true. Like it's literally just the same. Especially in the 80s, we're bad. It's literally just the same shape. Yeah. And uh, and so I was, yeah, I was like, that's not Arnold Swords. Are you dumb? Like, I was I got all highfalutin. I was like, I was like, come on, Daniel, you're messing around. And then Jen did one of these and looked around the people that we were sitting by, and she's like, uh honey, I think that's uh Arnold Schwarzenegger. And then to end all question, because it was breakfast, he asked the waiter, can I get a Kelma Macchiato? Because you have to imagine that's still his favorite drink ever since he ruined my life. Yeah. We'll have to update everybody on that. In video? Yeah, in video. Because your face, your face will sell that that thing. So, anyways, we finish up, we get up, and immediately I stood up, and it's the back of Arnold Schwarzenegger's head. There's no ifs, ands, and buts about it. I'm like, holy crap, that's Arnold Schwarzenegger. And I said that, like standing there. He didn't hear me. And they were like, they were like, Yeah. And then quietly in the distance, you heard kill him. Yeah. Um, get him to the chopper. That's as best as I can do right now. That was real bad. Yeah, all right. I haven't been practicing apparently. We've had six months off. Get to the chopper. It's not a tuma. It's not a tuma. What's that thing on the back of his head? It's not a tumor. It's not a tuma, it could be a tumor. Uh, but then, and then I was like, it's my birthday. I'm gonna go meet Arnold Schwarzenegger. And my daughter like grabbed me by the neck and said, No, dad, you can't. He's eating. I go, Yeah, we were eating too. I was like, it's my birthday. He he may actually want to meet me and hear about my podcast. But what the crazy thing is, is he was I was eating too. He interrupted my meal by being here and being famous. What being the most famous unk we've ever seen. Do you really think he's an unknown? I think he he na now. No. Now you do because you need it for the episode? Yeah, so I could tell this story. Oh, okay. But anyways, they wouldn't let me go say hi to him. They dragged me out of the thing, and as we walked around to where the elevators are in this hotel, there's these uh windows that have all these like decorations on the other side of the of the restaurant, and you could see him clear as day. So I just slammed my phone against the window and and took pictures. And then um, and yeah, so I never got to meet him. And then my wife ran into him the next day getting coffee. She didn't talk to him or anything, but he was with his bodyguards because they they were like, those are probably his bodyguards, but they were just friends because I saw one of them leave later that day, and he was in his biggest, dumbest freaking Tesla truck I've ever seen in my life. The guy with the tattoos. Oh, okay. Not Arnold. No, not Arnold. That supposedly uh Jet um to be fair, we are on the same side now, so I'm okay with Arnold. Uh my daughter, who works for the company, the resort that we were staying in, um, says that usually a high profile person like that has to they have a they have a back way that they come in and out, so nobody ever sees when they leave and then go. That's exactly how the Epstein plane worked. But our first day there, they they they all hit the gym. Um Jen sent me pictures because we were the guys, the guys went one way and the girls went the other way. And in the gym is a giant statue picture of Arnold like in his heyday, and I'm like, that's just random. Now that I think about it, it's like it's probably his hotel or he has a thing with the company there. He probably eats there all the time. Yeah. But nobody gave him any shit or anything. Nobody bothered him like you did. I didn't bother him. He walked up to me, man. You made him mad, dude. Yeah, I could have fixed this. I could have I could have healed that bridge. You would have known what a caramel mask that was. That was like Obama right there. I could have healed that bridge. It's pretty good. How do you heal a bridge? You either make a build a bridge or you heal a situation. Duct tape. She'll heal anything, dude. Astronauts use that shit. Am I right? All right. I'm right. You know, I've realized that one of the best parts of us switching to video is how many times people are going to see my levels of exasperation with every stupid fucking thing. I'm gonna zoom. I'm gonna zoom in on it. There's gonna be a lot of it. Well, and like I'm gonna change the file, like the like the picture files, the title files files on the title files. The title finals. That's a great band name. Yeah. Uh on YouTube, so it'll be just like images of us, and every one of them is gonna be you just like, oh god. There's gonna be a lot. Yeah. We're gonna need to do a lot of episodes. But the thing is, I'll be able to get all those images for like all 50 episodes, probably in the first episode. I'll just take a couple, I'll just take 50 screenshots of the first episode because you you're gonna do it enough. Yeah, that's fantastic. You that and sounds pretty accurate. So I'm gonna go into my unks. Okay. Um you didn't like Arnold. It's okay. I don't think he's unk enough. I think that if I had to name Unks, um one, hate to do this to you, but I feel like Adam Sandler uh fits right now. You think he's an unk? Started watching the new Happy Gilmore, and I'm like, man, the guy's gone full unk. He's a full, he's a fun unk, at least. Sure, he's a funk. But I saw that coming. But what I was really gonna say was the entire group of people that got nom or uh nominated to be on the presidential health uh squadron, okay. Whatever the hell they're called. The the Maha? Yeah. Make America Healthy Again? Sure.

unknown 20:53

So stupid.

SPEAKER_00 20:54

I'm just isn't Maha like a sauce in Hawaii. I've I've now stepped away from my ability to defend Wayne Gretzky on this podcast. That's that's a big deal for him. Like, shit you not. And anybody's heard of some some of our what was that? And it's not for the principle of the whole thing. Like, I feel that we as a nation should strive to be healthier. I feel like a guy that has started to look like the Michelin man should not be the one that tells us that we need to be healthier. Oh, it was goat. It was goat. Thank you for taking your time to look. It's gonna be on you that whole time. I'm sure it will. Um so that part drives me nuts. I not super pumped about a guy that had a very serious cocaine problem while playing in the NFL, being on that team. Not super pumped with a guy saying that uh women's place is basically in the kitchen and raising the kids to be on that uh health commission. The the football player also has um Which football player? 'Cause those last two were both football players. I think it was the f well Well, I don't know. One of them is a punter. So really a football player. Yeah, no, it's the other one. He's a guy that dresses up in football. He's the one that got trouble for beating and raping his wife. Well, he's one of the ones that got struck trouble. So I mean I mean, at least it fits. Um, sure. The other one is a guy that cosplays as a football player, but can just kick a ball really far. Tom Brady? No, Harrison Butker. Oh yeah.

unknown 22:32

God damn it.

SPEAKER_00 22:34

Um but yeah, I was really He's on that? I didn't even see him. Yeah. Well, I in fact I think uh I think Captain Tangerine actually even talks about him during the whole thing. Good stuff. Good to know. I don't know. I will choose to believe in science that the great one is doing it for um things. Yes. All of it for the Nookie. No, that he's doing it. I mean, you've seen his wife. Sure. Uh I think that he's doing it for the best possible intentions, and not necessarily I feel like he would have done it for any president that said, hey, we need to get the nation's health back in order. I hope so. Um I do remember taking those challenges. Yeah, the presidential pre presidential. I used to kick ass at those, actually. I did too, and look how I turned out. So clearly, like I don't think it should be a focus. Except for the rope climbing part of it. Nope. Yeah, you do rope climbing. We didn't have to do that. Rope climbing with that little thin pad on the on the floor. Yeah. The the cause of and solution to all of Darwin's problems. Yeah.

unknown 23:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:47

If he falls, he'll just die. I never saw anybody fall though. But I mean, I think with a pad that then down there. I think about that now, and I'm like, we climbed two stories, maybe higher in the in the auditorium. I was guess it was the cafeteria gym. Multi-purpose room. Yeah. Well, our gym had the super high ceiling, so but yeah, that would kill a kid. Yeah. I so I don't I don't disagree necessarily with like the principle of reinstating it. I think that I think it would be good for the nation to be in better health overall. I just don't know that that's the way to do it. Yeah. That's why they make PEDs, dude.

unknown 24:25

Right.

SPEAKER_00 24:25

Like cocaine. Yeah. Welcome back to Lawrence Taylor. You just you just hand the kids a pill and it's good. They're good to go.

unknown 24:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:36

I think I think that entire crew is a bunch of unks. Like all of them. All of them. Is there any fun unks out there? Anyone we could that won't make me sad while we poke my eyes out. Um I guess Adam Sandler was a fun one. Yeah, Adam Sandler is a fun one. Who's uh who's the guy that goes, wow? He's a fun uncle. That was so random. Was that um No, because I was thinking that when I said Adam Sandler because I've been watching Stick. And who goes wow? Is it one of Adam Sandler's buddies? No, it's the blonde brother. There are two brothers. Uh Owen Wilson. Oh, Owen Wilson. Wow. He's the main one. Wow. Well, now he's the main one. Yeah, I could say oh, Vince Fawn has unk vibes. Sure.

unknown 25:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:25

That's kind of been his shtick. Getting back to stick, not shtick. Owen Wilson definitely has unk vibes in that show. They may even refer to him as an unk in one of the last episodes. I don't know. They have to. Yeah, probably. Unk's pretty um current right now. So would you do you mind being an unk? It depends on who says it and how they're using it towards me. You fucking unk. You funk. I kind of like it. You don't like you don't like fucking unknown? No, I don't. Now that you put it that way. Um yeah, I think that depending on usage and and the conversation. Did you say usage? I did. I heard juicage. Totally different. I'm not I'm not the one running a fucking internment camp for my dogs. Juicage? Um I think that depending on the conversation it's had in and how it's used, I think that I could be okay with it. Okay. You know what? Never mind. I'm not mad at it. Somebody wants to call me Unk, like, fine. Like, at the end of the day, I'm the one that knows all the cool stuff. Like, not that knows some of the cool stuff. Like, not shitty music. You know the cool stuff that I think's cool. Not shitty television stuff shows, not shitty movies. If you say this cool stuff to your kids. That's because they don't understand cool stuff. If you watch the stuff that they watch, it's horrible. And not like kind of horrible. It's the worst, most vile crap that's put on the internet. I don't even think they even watch shows. They just watch idiots being idiots. Yeah. I mean we had America, America's Funniest Sown Videos. Kind of the birth of that. That was pure gold. Sags at his highest point. There we go. Sags. Sags would be an unk if he was still around. He'd be an unk. Do you think so? Yeah. Yeah, he was a charming. He was a charming unk. Right? Well, and he was he was the guy that's. You better say who Sags is, just Oh, Bob Saggett. I think the people who are watching us, with the exception of our foreign listeners that are hoping to actually learn words from us, chokes on you. Um I think they know exactly if we I they'll know exactly who you're talking about. I hope so. And be beloved. Sure. I also think that he fits in the Unk Uncasphere. The Uncasphere. That's pretty good. We might have to end the episode on the Uncasphere. That's pretty good. Alright. Um I think he applies and we're out. I think he applies because he says some really weird, creepy shit as part of his comedy routine. Which also, those of you using this to learn the English language, uh, go watch the aristocrats and watch Bob Saggett's joke and the aristocrats. You will hear and learn words that you should never repeat in public. Aristocrats pretty hard word for them to understand right now. The aristocrats. Uh and if there's any of you guys watching this that like animated movies, watch the aristocrats. Uh write this down. C A T Cat. No, no, I just locked him in. Why why are you trying to lose us both of our viewers? No, no, no, no, no. That's bringing in I'm bringing in guys from Indonesia. We might have six listeners, but we have two viewers. It's just me and you, though. And now you're not gonna watch them more. Probably not. You're like screw this. This is stupid. That one guy. Who are these guys? This guy sucks. This guy blows. This guy is unk and his super handsome friend. Who looks 37 at the back? Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

You are unk.

SPEAKER_00 29:12

All right. Well, I think it's about unk time to get out of here. That doesn't make any sense, right? No. Can you do better? Uh nope, can't. Sure. Sure. Thanks for hanging with kids uncorporated. Oh, that's not bad. That's not bad. But kids and unk in the same thing is a little dangerous, I think. You can't fake the funk on a nasty unk. Can't fake a funk on the nasty unk. That'll be what I'll write on the tile. Perfect. Yeah. And we'll have funk and unk in red. There we go. Yeah, that'll make everybody watch. Will it? Nope. Alright. Did anybody else you guys learn something other than the fact that this episode stunk? Nailed it. Yeah. That's what we should do, is just how many words we could put in with unk with funk and stunk. Munk. Funk. Bunk. Kronk. Oh, let's get cronk. I'm pretty good. You got some stuff in. Just some gut. What's your least favorite candy bar? Big honk. Oh, that's right, it's big honk. I was gonna say big chunk, but that ain't right. No. Nope. See, I can't even do my own game. No. I mean I technically see his game, but I I play for keeps. What was your favorite planet in the uh Transformers movie? My favorite planet? Yeah. Earthunk? No. The J Cyber Planet. Trunk. No, the junk. Oh, the Junk Planet? This one is Cybertron? Come on, man. Oh, you had you had them until that moment. I'm gonna have to cut all that shit out. I'm gonna have to pick my dog back up so they'd stay on this podcast. Remember that remember that that was the tip at uh go to the gym and see a bunch of unk heads. Ha ha. Oh my god. I like my shitty pause in between the first letter and when I get to the word. I think that's really where I shine. What's cool is I could pause you as you say it and cut to me and like just spread it out. What's your favorite form of rock? You mean music? Yes. Oh. No, no, punk. Punk rock. No, we don't. It's funk. True. All right. Everybody look us up online. We got a website at hangoutslangout.com. We do. Uh it's part of the Uncaverse. Yep. Couple socials out there, uh, Instagram and we do have a TikTok. It's it's a little iffy right now. It's very how would you say not used? But what we'll say new video, it's probably gonna hit you a lot. We're gonna be able to make some clips. Um, some of you will take some of the stupid things we say and uh what do they call it? When when oh duet them. Steal it. No, we'll they'll duet the sound or something. And we're gonna take off just in time for them to close TikTok again. We're gonna take off just in time for uh Paramount to buy YouTube and cancel us. Just because YouTube let us on it. But if you do cancel us, Mr. Colbert, we could use you as a third host. I think we can get him on here. Uh I don't know. But he's the brains. I wouldn't need you anymore. But he's also the talent, so I wouldn't need me anymore. Shit. Touche. And he's the heart. Thank God he's ugly because that I at least still have the looks. No, he's handsome and shit. He's alright, he's not bad. I love Stephen Colbert, and I love him even more since he found out that he's getting fired next June. And I'm going to love him a little more every single day because he is gonna go a little more scorched earth every single day until the end of that show. And it I am here for it. He is going to be so fantastic. He's already fantastic at it. And there's still like 300 days left. Yeah, we gotta get out of here. Alright, let's get you a beer. Get this pretty boy a beer. Let's get this unk drunk. I was just gonna say how good that was until you followed it up with whatever the fuck that was. Um Dan. And I'm Matt, and I'm also disturbed. And I can breathe again. What possessed you, boogers? Good night, everyone. Good night, Gracie. Macy. What's it, the Gracie? So we've decided that punk is derogatory. Towards us. Well, you shouldn't have gotten caught up in the light, bud. You alright? Maybe he's a s he maybe he's a Sith. Maybe. Yeah. Okay, so you want to try your 'cause if there's one sound that I remember Darth Vader making when he got hit with a lightsaber, it's and then the the beep like he's backing up. What's funny is he did back up when he died. He knows what's good for him. Yeah. Podcasting with dogs is great.